20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity;
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's Called Therapy...
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's Called Therapy...
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
>where my watch is pal, where the fu@k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
>I ask where the toilet is?
>
>2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for
>the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
>manually.
>
>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
>right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
>Why the fu@k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ***!
>
>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
>paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fu@king floor.
>
>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
>choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
>there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
>must have been something before it.
>
>8. When people say "life is short". What the fu@k?? Life is the longest damn
>thing anyone ever fu@king does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
>yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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>where my watch is pal, where the fu@k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
>I ask where the toilet is?
>
>2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for
>the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
>manually.
>
>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
>right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
>Why the fu@k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ***!
>
>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
>paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fu@king floor.
>
>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
>choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
>there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
>must have been something before it.
>
>8. When people say "life is short". What the fu@k?? Life is the longest damn
>thing anyone ever fu@king does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
>yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
LOL
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
you know youre living in 2004 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at
the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a #9 on this list.
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at
the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a #9 on this list.
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
So true - so true
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Hey Steph,
How do you have any time to actually work???
heheh - that's funny, especially coming from me....
Mark
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How do you have any time to actually work???
heheh - that's funny, especially coming from me....
Mark
*Freak of the Industry*
www.moviecarz.com
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Mark,
Yea, looks whose talking. j/k
At least I admit that I'm addicted to G35Driver
:-D
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Yea, looks whose talking. j/k
At least I admit that I'm addicted to G35Driver
:-D
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