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Old 07-01-2005, 04:31 AM
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Talking michael jackson jokes!

FIRST I MUST SAY, DO NOT BE OFFENDED AND THESE JOKES ARE ADULT ORIENTED RATED R. If you are easily offended or have a soft stomach, please do not proceed and read these!!! THANK YOU!




-What do michael jackson and acne have in common?

*They both *** on 13 year old boys faces




-What did the michael jackson say to the priest?

*I saw him first!



-Why does michael jackson like 24 year olds?

*Cause then theres 20 4 year olds!




Please do not be offended by any of these for they are just jokes. Please post any other jokes that you know. Thank you
 
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Old 07-01-2005, 04:33 AM
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What Do Caviar And Mj Have In Common?

They Both Come On Little White Crackers...
 
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Old 07-01-2005, 04:40 AM
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Lol!
 
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Old 07-01-2005, 04:50 AM
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Michael Jackson was spotted at K Mart... He heard little boys pants were half off...
 
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Old 07-01-2005, 03:06 PM
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knock knock

who's there?

little boy blue

little boy blue who?

MICHAEL JACKSON!
 
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Old 07-19-2005, 04:03 AM
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c'mon, we need more!! lol
 
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Old 07-19-2005, 02:37 PM
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What did the Mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son




Dude kamal that first one you said was HILARIOUS.
 
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Old 07-19-2005, 05:45 PM
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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought they were a delivery service!
 
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:17 PM
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LMAO that was good
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:45 AM
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This site has a bunch of MJ jokes! http://www.djron.com/jokes/badmj.html
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:32 AM
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hahahaha the Boyz II Men was funny all of em actually
 
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Old 07-21-2005, 12:42 PM
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I got a new car radio and When I said "Rock" it played Rock and when I said rap it played "Rap" and when I yelled "F*cking Kids" it played Michael Jackson.
 
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At the Neverland Ranch, when is it time for bed?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Michael Jacksons favorite college?

Brigham Young...(you gotta say it right, you'll get it )
 



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