FIRST I MUST SAY, DO NOT BE OFFENDED AND THESE JOKES ARE ADULT ORIENTED RATED R. If you are easily offended or have a soft stomach, please do not proceed and read these!!! THANK YOU!




-What do michael jackson and acne have in common?

*They both *** on 13 year old boys faces




-What did the michael jackson say to the priest?

*I saw him first!



-Why does michael jackson like 24 year olds?

*Cause then theres 20 4 year olds!




Please do not be offended by any of these for they are just jokes. Please post any other jokes that you know. Thank you

 

What Do Caviar And Mj Have In Common?

They Both Come On Little White Crackers...

 

Lol!

 

Michael Jackson was spotted at K Mart... He heard little boys pants were half off...

 

knock knock

who's there?

little boy blue

little boy blue who?

MICHAEL JACKSON!

 

c'mon, we need more!! lol

 

What did the Mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son




Dude kamal that first one you said was HILARIOUS.

 

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought they were a delivery service!

 

LMAO that was good

 

This site has a bunch of MJ jokes! http://www.djron.com/jokes/badmj.html

 

hahahaha the Boyz II Men was funny all of em actually

 

I got a new car radio and When I said "Rock" it played Rock and when I said rap it played "Rap" and when I yelled "F*cking Kids" it played Michael Jackson.

 

At the Neverland Ranch, when is it time for bed?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Michael Jacksons favorite college?

Brigham Young...(you gotta say it right, you'll get it )