Since you got the ticket I would've yelled back and told her how stupid of a CHP she is and that she needs to go back to CHP driving class....

 

I would of b*tch slapped that hoe or pushed her onto incoming traffic.

Screw with that dike, complain that your neck and back hurts.

 

No you wouldn't have.

I'm pretty sure it would have been the other way around and you would have enjoyed it.

 

Yeah seriously though if she did hit you I would check out personal injury as well. Those rear end hits you can never tell. But the law says we have to pull over to the first available medium ... not the right or the left ... so I smell court case.

 

True.

 

CHP or not, girls cant drive.

 

Ahem, I am a girl too...
Before you had to make a comment of gender bias opinion, whether it was a jk or not, you need to consider that male and female brain works different. One fine example is judging distances, or depth perception. Women need more time to respond in those situations normally as far as spacial orientation. I am not trying to defend that stupid CHP.

 

This story is a porno in the making...I like it. No one steal my idea.

 

I'll be the first one in line for a copy of it.

 

No, I am making you the star actor in this one...I hope you'll be the first to break the stereo-type about asians if you know what I mean...I hope.

 

wow. nice statement there. get ready to get castrated

 

Can't believe a Cop hit you. WTF was she doing? Reaching for a napkin to wipe off the doughnut crumbs from her face? And on top of that, she yelled at you?!? OMG, seriously....she needs an attitude adjuster. I hope she gets points on her record for that crap and is demoted to "walking the beat" with some dumbass rookie. Wow...unbelievable...and i would have to agree...it would make an awesome porno...angry sexually frustrated cop, beautiful girl coming out the G, eyes meet, lips lock, hands caress..."moisting of down under"...and the rest is history...

 

Dude claim medical damages... like ur back... your neck and your.... hurt and sore are like a bitch.... enjoy your $$$ it'll definately pay off your speeding ticket and your driving school to take the point off and you'll still afford to get some crazy mods for ur car .... Have fun... get a lawyer to help u out.

 

You will be the director...don't forget, I want the hand cuffs to be used on the CHP bitch....then doggy style her on the cruisers hood...after getting padded down ofcourse. Then she radios for back-up and another female rolls up and both females have thier way with the culprit/victim. What am I doing with my life working as an engineer...damnit man.

 

Can we make the CHP Bitch a blonde?