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03-21-2006 | 06:07 PM
Rollin On Dubz
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Two homeless men go in front of a Temple to beg for money....
One homeless man has a cross on his chest, the other has a star of david...
All of the Jewish Temple go-ers pass the two men, and give extremely generously to the man with the Star of David...as if to make a statement to the man with the cross "We take care of our own", while the man with the cross gets nothing.
The two men then go in front of a church...the same happens but in reverse...The Christian church go'ers give generously to the man with the cross, but give nothing to the man with the Star of David....
A Priest notices the two men and approaches the man with the Star of David and tells him, "I think you might have more luck begging in front of a Jewish Temple"
The man with the Star of David yells out to the other homeless man with the cross "HEY JACOB! This guy is telling us how to hustle!"
One homeless man has a cross on his chest, the other has a star of david...
All of the Jewish Temple go-ers pass the two men, and give extremely generously to the man with the Star of David...as if to make a statement to the man with the cross "We take care of our own", while the man with the cross gets nothing.
The two men then go in front of a church...the same happens but in reverse...The Christian church go'ers give generously to the man with the cross, but give nothing to the man with the Star of David....
A Priest notices the two men and approaches the man with the Star of David and tells him, "I think you might have more luck begging in front of a Jewish Temple"
The man with the Star of David yells out to the other homeless man with the cross "HEY JACOB! This guy is telling us how to hustle!"
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03-21-2006 | 06:13 PM
Rollin On Dubz
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From: Cali
Originally Posted by Klubbheads
What is JEw?
Jews (Hebrew: יהודים, Yehudim) are followers of Judaism or, more generally, members of the Jewish people (also known as the Jewish nation, or the Children of Israel), an ethno-religious group descended from the ancient Israelites and converts who joined their religion.
The term Jew is not exclusive to active adherents to the faith. Those with Jewish parentage or more remote Jewish ancestry may be considered Jewish by other Jews or the non-Jewish societies they live in, even if they themselves do not consider themselves Jewish.
This article describes some ethnic, historic, and cultural aspects of the Jewish identity; for a consideration of the Jewish religion, refer to the article Judaism.
