O RLY? FK YOU! Read this ad, ya long haired honky......

Tired of ****ing up your shitty replica front lip? You never know which eBay ad to trust. Shipped from Hong Kong? WHACK!





Keep your paper mache lip made by the same kid who sowed your Nike's together in good shape. Get that G up in the air when you need it and throw sparks, shave road ******* off to a nub and look hellapimpflushstance rolling into the KMART parking lot weekly meet with your cholos when you want. Best of both worlds, kid. One shot.

While your friends are whining and bitching about, "broz. u no i cant geht n2 dat purking lurking lot!" You'll be pulling mad honeys in your aired out Gdirtyphive. Then, you text back to your STATIC loser friend, "LOL! bro... do you even LIFT?!"



First world problems with getting your pepboys racing jack under that stupid fitting Strafe side skirt that you waited 6 months to get? Not anymore, basterd. Flip switches and slap bitches - not a problem getting those jack stands under there now... safety first. **** it. Install some underglows while your crawling under that ho. Did I say crawl? I meant while you ****ing stand up full upright under your car while it's aired up. Like you're the first douche canoe in your family to walk straight.

No more of this horse ****! Making ramps and whatnot... AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!



You get it all with this kit... with the exception of tank and compressors. a LOUSY $500 value - get yourself some good quality **** and something that fits your needs.

I bought this kit about 3 months ago. I put LESS THAN 200 miles on the chit. Everything is LIKE NEW! You will get a BRAND NEW wiring harness... not my hacked and cracked **** that sparks and will turn your G into a blaze (needz the ensurince moneyz naw whatimean).

Why you selling, pimping? I bought some jewels for my lady.

Issues? Besides needing your own tank and compressor, I was also having an issue with airing down. Could be valve, could be solenoid (although I heard it clicking), condensation, not sure. We used teflon tape on the connection - a big no-no, so it could be trash in the line.
Tank and 200psi cut off pressure sensors now included!! No change in price!!!!!! Still $1800!!!

This is the UAS kit. I bought it all for $2700 - take $500 off for the tank and compressors that comes out to $2200 plus the shipping for this kit. Now subtract a little change for being used and I'm selling this thang for $1800 plus shipping to your mansion and 3% PayPal fees.

Any questions PM me or whatever. Low ballers welcome for me to post in this thread and embarrass the poops out of you.











Forgot to mention. I threw away the exhaust side exit thingies that came with the kit. There some adjustable one's on there now. These keep the car from slamming to the ground. You can adjust how fast or slow the car lowers. You can't control how fast it raises with them.