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sabertooth tiger
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot...
There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"
There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"
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sabertooth tiger
Burger Bar in Macy's SF has the most ridonculously delicious milkshakes (and the burgers aren't half bad either)
Nutella milkshake (chocolate shake, nutella, dark chocolate whipped cream, topped with chocolate chips & hazelnuts)
The burger is either 1/3 or 1/2lb (?) Kobe beef, medium, topped with bleu cheese, mozzarella on top of that, bacon, over easy fried egg (mmm... yummy runny yolk), lettuce, red onion, tomatoes, mayo, mustard, chipotle aioli, with cranberry dipping sauce on the side (trust me, the interplay of the salty and savory flavors with the sweetness from the cranberry is awesome!)
Nutella milkshake (chocolate shake, nutella, dark chocolate whipped cream, topped with chocolate chips & hazelnuts)
The burger is either 1/3 or 1/2lb (?) Kobe beef, medium, topped with bleu cheese, mozzarella on top of that, bacon, over easy fried egg (mmm... yummy runny yolk), lettuce, red onion, tomatoes, mayo, mustard, chipotle aioli, with cranberry dipping sauce on the side (trust me, the interplay of the salty and savory flavors with the sweetness from the cranberry is awesome!)
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