Torque wrench at Cdn Tire
#46
04-23-2008, 06:10 PM
Originally Posted by SwivelMan
Had the worst experience at CT on Saturday. I'd picked up some lithium lubricant for my door hinges and was also looking for a low-prof floor jack. They were both on a high shelf and I had decided I didn't want the lube, only the hydraulic jack. Now being barely 5'7" I had a lot of trouble getting the lube down and it was looking next to impossible for me to reach the jack. It's always hard to find help in that store, but luckily a staff member happened along. She was blonde, gorgeous, and around 6 feet tall. I figured, this is my lucky day, she will be able to reach high enough to replace the lithium lubricant on the shelf and to get the hydraulic jack down for me.
So I asked her, I sez...
"Would you please help me get this lube on and jack off?"
It wasn't until after I'd gotten medical attention and I was in back seat the squad car that I'd realized I'd sort of said it wrong.
So I asked her, I sez...
"Would you please help me get this lube on and jack off?"
It wasn't until after I'd gotten medical attention and I was in back seat the squad car that I'd realized I'd sort of said it wrong.
Knowing you , I could almost believe it.Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
#47
04-23-2008, 06:20 PM
Originally Posted by GEE35X
OMG Knowing you , I could almost believe it.
Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
Knowing you , I could almost believe it.Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
Your's is actually true.
#48
04-23-2008, 08:01 PM
Originally Posted by GEE35X
OMG Knowing you , I could almost believe it.
Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
Knowing you , I could almost believe it.Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
sure that's what you meant.
#49
04-23-2008, 08:26 PM
Originally Posted by GEE35X
OMG Knowing you , I could almost believe it.
Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
Knowing you , I could almost believe it.Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
#50
04-23-2008, 08:31 PM
Originally Posted by SwivelMan
Had the worst experience at CT on Saturday. I'd picked up some lithium lubricant for my door hinges and was also looking for a low-prof floor jack. They were both on a high shelf and I had decided I didn't want the lube, only the hydraulic jack. Now being barely 5'7" I had a lot of trouble getting the lube down and it was looking next to impossible for me to reach the jack. It's always hard to find help in that store, but luckily a staff member happened along. She was blonde, gorgeous, and around 6 feet tall. I figured, this is my lucky day, she will be able to reach high enough to replace the lithium lubricant on the shelf and to get the hydraulic jack down for me.
So I asked her, I sez...
"Would you please help me get this lube on and jack off?"
It wasn't until after I'd gotten medical attention and I was in back seat the squad car that I'd realized I'd sort of said it wrong.
So I asked her, I sez...
"Would you please help me get this lube on and jack off?"
It wasn't until after I'd gotten medical attention and I was in back seat the squad car that I'd realized I'd sort of said it wrong.
#51
04-23-2008, 08:36 PM
#52
04-23-2008, 08:37 PM
Originally Posted by GEE35X
OMG Knowing you , I could almost believe it.
Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
Knowing you , I could almost believe it.Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
#53
04-23-2008, 10:40 PM
#54
04-23-2008, 11:20 PM
#55
04-24-2008, 09:02 AM
Originally Posted by GEE35X
OMG Knowing you , I could almost believe it.
Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
Knowing you , I could almost believe it.Thats like the time I was with Colin at my Dealers and I said to the busty girl at the service counter that "I want to ask you about bras" She gave me a look and I said "Oh, I mean a clear bra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the car"
#56
04-24-2008, 11:50 AM
Originally Posted by SwivelMan
Had the worst experience at CT on Saturday. I'd picked up some lithium lubricant for my door hinges and was also looking for a low-prof floor jack. They were both on a high shelf and I had decided I didn't want the lube, only the hydraulic jack. Now being barely 5'7" I had a lot of trouble getting the lube down and it was looking next to impossible for me to reach the jack. It's always hard to find help in that store, but luckily a staff member happened along. She was blonde, gorgeous, and around 6 feet tall. I figured, this is my lucky day, she will be able to reach high enough to replace the lithium lubricant on the shelf and to get the hydraulic jack down for me.
So I asked her, I sez...
"Would you please help me get this lube on and jack off?"
It wasn't until after I'd gotten medical attention and I was in back seat the squad car that I'd realized I'd sort of said it wrong.
So I asked her, I sez...
"Would you please help me get this lube on and jack off?"
It wasn't until after I'd gotten medical attention and I was in back seat the squad car that I'd realized I'd sort of said it wrong.
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