'Tis the Season...
Originally Posted by usual_suspect
No way. We call them by their proper name and eat them with a knife and fork, like a civilized society. 
Seriously, I've never heard them called dognuts.
I gotta get out more.
Seriously, I've never heard them called dognuts.
I gotta get out more. Love the comment on being suspicious of Tim Bits.
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as much as i love coffee, i can't drink much other than decaf, still dealing with the after effects of my over indulgence in highschool and college, at one point i was up to 12 cups a day, if i have too much caffeine i start to get depressed, so it's espresso and half cups of the darkest roasts i can get, or decaf.
man, i haven't been to timmy's in a long time... of course, i'm not out and about at 2 in the morning any more.
man, i haven't been to timmy's in a long time... of course, i'm not out and about at 2 in the morning any more.
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Originally Posted by pjames
as much as i love coffee, i can't drink much other than decaf, still dealing with the after effects of my over indulgence in highschool and college, at one point i was up to 12 cups a day, if i have too much caffeine i start to get depressed, so it's espresso and half cups of the darkest roasts i can get, or decaf.
man, i haven't been to timmy's in a long time... of course, i'm not out and about at 2 in the morning any more.
man, i haven't been to timmy's in a long time... of course, i'm not out and about at 2 in the morning any more.
A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.
"Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin.
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"
It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh jaysus Mary and Joseph, doctor, twas horrid. Just terrible!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard, de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years but,....... I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"
"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.
"Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin.
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"
It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh jaysus Mary and Joseph, doctor, twas horrid. Just terrible!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard, de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years but,....... I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"
Originally Posted by SwivelMan
A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.
"Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin.
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"
It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh jaysus Mary and Joseph, doctor, twas horrid. Just terrible!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard, de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years but,....... I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"
"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.
"Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin.
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"
It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh jaysus Mary and Joseph, doctor, twas horrid. Just terrible!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard, de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years but,....... I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"
That was a delight Wayne!
excellent Swivelhips, I had a good laugh. The poor Newfies get hit again
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