What would piss you off if you are driving?
A few of my faves.
The Lane Drifter. This person thinks they own the entire road or may not even have the motor skills to touch their index finger to their nose while in a sober state.
The Slowpoke Often a mature person or someone just going nowhere fast in life.
The Left Lane Fettish Fiend. This person often falls into the oblivious category or may be a tree hugger or save the whale type who is trying to save all fast drivers from instant death.
The Tailgater. This often involves an ill handling vehicle and fits into the accident waiting to happen categroy. Sometimes seen with smoke coming out their ears or steam and foul language out of their mouth.
The Oblivious Driver.This includes but is not limited to daydreamers, inatentive drivers and it sometimes is also in the Slowpoke or Timid Tom category.
The Multi Tasker - This person specializes in animated talking, eating, smoking, reading newpaper, drinking, cell talking, hair curling, make up applying, shaving etc.
The Timid Tom who can't pass or make other important driving decisions even if their life depended on it. Sometimes likes to brake for things not there. (see phantom braker post)
The accident waiting to happen. Fast drivers in ill handling and/or braking floaty or economy cars, SUV's, vans, trucks.
The wide swinger. This person need an extra 5-6 feet (often at least half of it in the other lane) to make a sharp turn, especially a right turn,
The stiff necker. This person has a neck that only turns to the left when stopped and turning right. Especially hated by runners and walkers.
Deane
The Lane Drifter. This person thinks they own the entire road or may not even have the motor skills to touch their index finger to their nose while in a sober state.
The Slowpoke Often a mature person or someone just going nowhere fast in life.
The Left Lane Fettish Fiend. This person often falls into the oblivious category or may be a tree hugger or save the whale type who is trying to save all fast drivers from instant death.
The Tailgater. This often involves an ill handling vehicle and fits into the accident waiting to happen categroy. Sometimes seen with smoke coming out their ears or steam and foul language out of their mouth.
The Oblivious Driver.This includes but is not limited to daydreamers, inatentive drivers and it sometimes is also in the Slowpoke or Timid Tom category.
The Multi Tasker - This person specializes in animated talking, eating, smoking, reading newpaper, drinking, cell talking, hair curling, make up applying, shaving etc.
The Timid Tom who can't pass or make other important driving decisions even if their life depended on it. Sometimes likes to brake for things not there. (see phantom braker post)
The accident waiting to happen. Fast drivers in ill handling and/or braking floaty or economy cars, SUV's, vans, trucks.
The wide swinger. This person need an extra 5-6 feet (often at least half of it in the other lane) to make a sharp turn, especially a right turn,
The stiff necker. This person has a neck that only turns to the left when stopped and turning right. Especially hated by runners and walkers.
Deane
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how about people in rotaries who have the right of way and STOP in the middle of a rotary to let you go..... god damn retards... i hate slow people in the fast lane who drive at teh same speed as the person next to them so all the lanes are taken up. people can drive slow in the passing lane all they want as long as there is a lane open to the left for me to pass them (i know its illegal but whatever). speed limits **** me off.. you ever do 55 on the highway ?!? u'll get run off the road. the speed limit should be the rate of speed that traffic is going at that time. if everyone is comfortably doing 80 then let them. if everyone is doing 60 and 1 dick is doing 100 weaving in and out of traffic pull him over... know what i mean ? 55..... friggin dicks
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oh... and people who slow down at every slight bend in the road... this causes traffic jams ... stop....
and the first group of knuckles heads that slow down to see someone changing a flat tire.... this causes a domino effect which in turn makes me late for the gym/dinner/modding the G.... stop, err... dont stop... keep driving...
and the first group of knuckles heads that slow down to see someone changing a flat tire.... this causes a domino effect which in turn makes me late for the gym/dinner/modding the G.... stop, err... dont stop... keep driving...
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