Funny Quotes
Joined: Dec 2008
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From: Willow Springs, CA
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot ***** along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little ***** are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your ***** into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot ***** along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little ***** are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your ***** into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
I hope I am not the only one that thinks that sounds completely nuts.
Since I am here I will add a couple.
"A man who never makes mistakes never tries something new"
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"It would be better if you begin to teach others only after you yourself have learned something."
"True wisdom comes from knowing for certain that you know nothing for certain."
Excuses are like a$$holes, everybody's got one and they are all full of $hit.
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 7,968
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From: Willow Springs, CA
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day;
Teach a man to fish, feed him for the rest of his life.
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Give a man a match, warm him for a minute;
Set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
Teach a man to fish, feed him for the rest of his life.
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Give a man a match, warm him for a minute;
Set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot ***** along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little ***** are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your ***** into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
