"DONT TAZE ME BRO!"...classic!

 

"Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit."

 

Pretty good...

Just saw this one...


What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?




.... you can't peanut butter your d*** up someone's ***....

 

that's kinda like this one...

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman...?

You can unscrew a light bulb

 

hangovers last one night.......

the memories of that night.........

......... last forever..............

by idk..