Its not too late for a thread delete.

 

Please don't delete. My sides hurt from laughing still... I've read it like 5 times and it doesn't get any less funny.

 

what the hell is a g35 conversion....lol

 

its still better english than some of the people that post on here sober...

 

and

 

i thought about deleting it, but i figured... ah what the hell... it will give some people a good laugh..


and i think i meant a g37 conversion or something in terms of the brakes... idk

 

Thats why I have a password lock on my screensaver I can never type to password to get to the point of posting when im like that

 

who cares. people get drunk. if you're worried about what people think, leave the interwebs.

 

Guess who I got 6 drunken texts from in the middle of the night last night?

 

Sorry about that. Oh wait, that wasnt me....this time.

 

Geez. Never underestimate the power of turning the cell phone/internetz off while drunk. It can save you from plenty of awkward situations.

 

Ahah yeah... I get lots of drunken texts & calls from lots of different people.

So my phone just BLEW up.... Literally just now...

13 more texts just came in. So 19 in total. Ranging from 1:30am to 5:30am.

Ahahahhaha these are great. I kind of want to type them all out but I'm not gonna

 

good morning guys. I'm not hung over which is a good thing! I woke up and now I'm just chillin here, kinda don't wanna move. I didn't go to bed til about 6am