Im currently considering doing some exterior mods, but i don't want it turns out to be a ricer. but then what determines a G to be a ricey G?
please post pictures of non-ricey Gs and ricey G if posible.

 

When in doubt, go sleeper . This should turn out to be an amusing thread too! Nice work

 

 

This is rice:




Now someone post some clean G's

 

what?????

 

Also, here are two different definitions for your reading pleasure:

1. RICERS

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isn't a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.

When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to "rice" becasue they can't say race. The person will almost always decline the "rice" but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.



I could beat any ricer in my rusty old corsica. Execpt I wouldn't wake up the neighboorhood with my exhaust.


2. RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts

 

Ill have to agree with MIA.

Easy way to spot a ricer... ask yourself when you see an overly modded import:

"Do I wanna be the owner of that car?"

If your answer is NO, its a ricer.

 

^Great definition!

 

^-------ricer

 

M. I. A., those are some very detailed definitions

 

If you have any mods that install with only 3m double sided tape, have some form of flashing lights in them, or make noises that simulate power adders (ie:fake blow off valve, fake nitrous purge, fake turbo spool) You might be a ricer....

If you bought most of your mods from that "special" aisle in pep boys, you might be a ricer...

If you bought a huge APC windshield decal, or any APC decal for that matter, you are definitely a ricer....

If you sit at a redlight and rev your welded on muffler can on stock piping, or even worse rev, as you drive by someone who is stopped in traffic, you're a punk @ss ricer!

If you have a wing on the back of your car, that would only be effective on a car that was going 250mph on the salt flats, you are definitely a ricer....

If you install a body kit on your car, then drive around for a year with it unpainted, you're a ghetto ricer...

Most tell-tale sign of a serious ricer.... the tail lights. ugh.

 

basically, it's society's opinion on which is classy and which is just plain hideous and tacky.

My opinion on a some hideous and tacky things.....LED windshield washer sprayers on the hood, LED tailpipe finishers, chrome or any door protector strips

Since the G35 is somewhat on the luxury level, which means luxury owners with luxury taste. Many things that would be considered as "Rice" here, might not be rice to others. Good luck though.

 

ricers usually have 9 gears. the top gear only tops out at 87 mph.

 

The funny thing is alot of those definitions can be applied to cars find right here on this site

 

PM a car to me, so we won't offend anyone.