When some guy in a black car is tailgating you and flashing highbeams (so I thought) for no apparent reason so you give her the boot leaving the guy well behind... only to find out a few seconds later the guy tailgating you is a police pursuit car ... crap. Actually happened to me and the Gods were shining on me because they showed me mercy - no ticket.<-How I looked when they stopped me!

 

same here! drive to the gf's house wasnt that great. Drive home was wonderful. 1st to 2nd upshifts were smooth as butter. (that 1st to 2nd bothers me soo much)

 

You know you drive a G when you talk to some random guy at discount tires and he says he wants a G sedan because of this clean sick **** G that he and his girl saw rolling on the street...and it turns out to be yours he's talking about


(true story)

 

You know you drive a G when someone hits you outside in the parking lot and takes off

 

In the DFW its more like
Hits it with jealousy, takes off satisfied and leaving owner to cry

 

When your friend looks at the back of your car and says, "Damn.. your car's gotta fat azz dude."

 

You know you drive a platinum/graphite/silver G when practically every time you are out driving someone tries to turn right into the side of you or otherwise seem to be oblivious to the fact you are there... especially SUV's... and I don't drive in blind spots!

Or does this happen to all G drivers? Maybe it's just Dallas. Everyone's on the phone!

 

^Next time don't buy an asphalt colored car!

 

When you turn the heated seat on and finally gets warm when your parking to get out 20 mins later

 

Right?!? My G is sexy though... apparently virtually transparent. I drive everywhere whith my lights on, loud exhaust, I'm zippy to pass, never hang out in blind spots and damn near every day someone tries to pull right into me.

I seriously want to find a CRAZY LOUD horn and blast those suckas!

 

Get a air powered train horn! I want one Little 12v compressor and a 1 gallon tank and your good

 

Haha - yesterday - in a big hurry to get to the Registry Office before 5 pm, pass a couple of SUVs that were doing 100 kph in an 80 . . . the black one pulls out and gets up close to my bumper as I settle back to a lazy 110. Oops, flashers!! And I'm already running late!

The lady cop, however, was "late for something more urgent" and had to let me go. Woohoo! Sometimes the gods smile from the heavens . . .

 

I have a crazy loud horn

Hella supertones (the real German ones) wired with a relay and 10AWG wire
I had them installed on the OEM wiring before, and they were fairly loud, but the 10 gauge really helped a lot.
Now they're "Hella" loud

 

Lmaoooo

 

when you're sitting at a red light, and you notice someone whip out their phone to take a pic.