BRRTRTRTRTRTRT - antilock brakes system test
CLUNK - check your transmission @ dealer
click.... click... click... squeeeeeak - need new brakes

 

I get the anti lock brakes one too when braking here and there.... But the start up noise happens 3 times out of 5 start ups... Sounds like a dense metal on metal hitting eachother

click and clack must be poor build quality or an axle cause the noise comes while initially stepping on the gas pedal or maybe from a down shift in trip tronic.... I have brand new brakes.

 

Your car must be a specially made Russian version then, because mine has none of those issues.

 

LOL yea I thought so.

 

Wait did it go click, BRRTRTRTRTRTR clunk BRRTRTRTRTRTR clunk clunk clunk squeealclunkclunkclick.. SQUEAAL SQUEALL clunk? If so I'm not sure what it could be.

...J/K, it sounds like hands where put on your 100% stock car and there is always room for human error. Good luck