Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
-Simpsons

 

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.?That's the American way.

Beanie (Old School): You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?

Ace Ventura : I have a package for you, sir.
Man : Sounds broken.
Ace Ventura : Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though

Ace : If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!

Im done and Bumblebee Tuna

 

"But if I kill all the golfers, there won't be anyone here to play" GOPHERS YOU IDIOT NOT GOLFERS


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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If you were traveling at the speed of light and turned your headlights on, what would happen?

No No....there's 2 O's on Goose!!!

We went like this, he went like that, i go to Hollywood...Where'd he go....Hollywood said...where'd whooooooooooooooo goooooooo?

What did the shrink say to the guy who walked into her office wearing only saran wrap?

"I can clearly see ur nuts!


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cHRIS
I forgot to put a disclaimer in ...... staring may cause sterility.... my bad if it's too late =)

Don't worry about the quotes if they are long, my attention span is one sentence, it comes with the territory = ) yeah and I can't freakin spell tonight ...... i'll stick to car-toons

 

beer anyone





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Had to add at least one post for the day... and might as well continue to [censored] on this thread... lol [img]/w3timages/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

While we're on the subject of the day to be toons...thought I'd add mine for the day... [img]/w3timages/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Gotta love the Simpsons!!!

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ehh since we on the subject of ascii art well we aren't but I felt like showing this cuz it's amazin the way I see it

best viewed at low resolution

http://abstract.cs.washington.edu/~r...matrix.html.gz

It's Choice--Not Chance-- That determines your destiny.

 

LOL @ Neil!!


Martin
2003.5 BS G35
Nismo Aero/Sport Package
0-60 5.4 - 1/4 Mile 14.16 *GTech* and on 19's!!

 

Man, Halloween is so boring now, this sucks I use to go around with like 40 people with eggs, paintball guns, shaving cream and so much stuff and just **** other freinds up haha, now?!?!?! We should have met up or something today, !


Martin
2003.5 BS G35
Nismo Aero/Sport Package
0-60 5.4 - 1/4 Mile 14.16 *GTech* and on 19's!!

 

what tha hell is this, besides agreeing with marty about halloween sucking, i come back from work after 8 hours and ONLY 1 new post. u guys must have slowed down on the whoring lol

ps BUMP

 

Giants slapped Dante and boys make me proud.....

Bush/Cheney '04

 

Yeah D, that was kewl, now let's c wat happens tonight.

 

tonight the Jets will tie NE Pats for first place

Bush/Cheney '04

 

I'm truly ashamed to be a Niners fan right now.... =[

The term "re-building" is the worst thing any franchise can go thru...