I only have my new coupe two days and I'm thinking that something bad always happens to me when I get new stuff. So I get a call from work and they want me to come in on my day off. It's a beautiful day outside and I'm thinking I'll take the new coupe and enjoy the ride. But something recessed deep in my brain tells me not to take the coupe, just take your old truck instead. So as I'm leaving work in my old truck, the exit gate malfunctions, and dents and scratches the entire passenger side of the truck. It could have been my two day old coupe. I think I recieved a message from God.

All I can say is Ding Monsters are everywhere! The are lurking behind every car, every tree, every single place you think you are safe. Ding Monsters like to ride run away shopping carts, they hide on the back of large trucks and throw rocks at you, and they can blow real hard and make car doors slam open with such great force that you may loose your grip on your door. Ding Monsters can meld with electronics and cause gates and garage doors to malfunction - this is particularly evil.

Ding Monsters are vile creatures and are rarely ever seen, but occassionally you can spot one. When they are feeling brave, they possess fat people in old, beat up cars and will park right next to you in an empty parking lot. When you see one, you should point your finger at him and yell, "Ding Monster!!!" as loud as you can. This usually vanquishes them because Ding Monsters loose energy when you identify them and they cannot keep control of the human they possessed. But beware, some are strong and will trick you into thinking you vanquished them so you will turn your back and then they will strike! These are known as Greater Ding Monsters and I suggest you never break eye contact with one of these Greater Ding Monsters until you have safely exited the area. And for God sakes, don't **** off a Greater Ding Monster because these damn things will stalk you!!!

Ding Monsters can never be defeated (because there are zillions of Ding Monsters per car on the road - it's virtually a feeding frenzy), but you can minimize your exposure. Good luck!

G35 Coupe 6MT / DG-G / Premium / NAV

 

Crazy, but a well written prose nevertheless. LOL.

Mike

03" G35 Coupe
6MT, Desert Platinum, 19" SSR GT wheels

 

Ding monsters? how old are you again?

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Hmmm...I forget my age...been sleeping under an old oak tree for the last thousand years or so. Woke up and someone had invented the G35 Coupe which I paid for in gold that I found at the end of a rainbow! I need a shave.

G35 Coupe 6MT / DG-G / Premium / NAV

 

I hate the Ding Monsters too, but after your first ding you would not care as much. Well, that's what I went through

 

lol funny post.

 

Ding Monster?.....I have Evil Pooping Birds after me.

 

be glad that cows don't fly!

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