.......When you rather wash the G yourself than bring it to a Hand Car Wash.

 

When your trunk is a mobile detailing shop.
When you use this forum as your owners manual.

 

You Burn oil faster than a group of AA guys go through a 26

 

more like when you're in North Jersey and everyone except you drives an auto and doesn't plan on modding...ever

 

you wish you had a freakin garage

 

when you leave the house each day in the summer with a wet paper towel cuz you know there is at least one drop of bird **** somewhere.

 

when that happens i just rewash my car.

 

Every time I see bird shyt on my car my blood starts to boil....I start cursing like a sailor and I think im going to loose it.

 

you know you have a g35, wen you got a jwt popcharger and a motordyne spacer

 

When your ***** sweat because it's 105 degrees and you don't want to turn on your ac and you don't even care because your driving a G35 and when you arrive to your destination you go all like ohh sheeet I'm sweating like a pig.

 

I scratched my hood the other day tryin to clean off dried up bird doo doo. I was pissed. Freakin birds.

 

^^ wtf.

 

+1 to the ur suspose to crank the a/c rolling windows down get dirt in the car.

 

when you reach for the seatbelt and get get a hold of it, so you open your driver door find it, pull it towards you

 

When people "think" you have a fast car....little do they know....

When you have a tear in the driver's side seat.

When your dash is cracking.

When you have to fill your gas AND oil at the same time.

When people think it's your first time driving a stick because of Infiniti's "special" clutch.

When you spend $200 on an intake and "think" your car is faster.