i feel you man. i've already had two door dings within 3 months. i think that is a lot but i'm not sure

 

Yeah, two days after I got my car I came out of Buffalo Wild Wings and saw this huge truck parked almost sideways next to me. He must have been drunk to park so bad. Anyways, I look at my door and see a friggin black mark from his door! I get so pissed I elbow his door as hard I can and leave a little present from my key.

I would never never key someone normally and do not condone it but I was so pissed in my rage I felt like it was the most logical thing to do.

 

ill park on the otherside of the parkin lot b4 i park next to someone peole see a nice car and think its funnny to open their doors into it i guess its their way of makin themselves feel better cause they drive a piece of junk

 

me is i go to the mall or somewhere i just park bside bmers or benz or something expensive so they wont just let got the door like the old cars with a wide doors and mostly trucks...

 

i'm seriously afraid of getting shivved. no joke.

i always park at the end, or just park far far away. no biggie. i'm lazy with the company car though.

 

It appears we all feel the same way about the dreded dings. I'll walk a block
and take two parking places so I won't have some dick parked next to me.
Or find an end spot where there is vast amounts of space and use it all.
If you see some jerk open his or her door and make a dent just ask for there
ID and insurance after of course you climb off the ceiling. This just might
keep them from destroying someone elses car.....maybe!

 

i like where your heads at i am also thinking about taking a s h i t on the roof of his suv. but how do i do that w/o getting caught. haha. as a matter of fact that happened to a kid 2 yrs ago except it was in the back of his truck. haha

 

I worry more about getting egged. My last car got egged 3 times. 1 was from an ex gf and 2 were drive by eggings... If that happens again I am going to have someones head. Before I didnt care cause I had a grand am.

 

Just s h i t in a bag and then wipe the contents onto the underside of his door handles

 

weaksauce! puree his mother, and feed it to him in a meat-shake.


ok ok, do the poop in a bag thing too.