hey all, to answer most of your questions:

I know for a fact it was a girl who keyed my car! I know most of you are saying to punch him, or beat him up (lol) but it is a girl.

She hase a POS 97 buick lasabre.

I cant call the cops, because I don't know who the girl is. I only know it was a girl with this car because my room mate had the same problem with her because we both park in her parking spot. One day my roommate was there and she pulled up and told him to leave and i was in the same spot the night it happened. So thats how I know she did it (she also left a note on my windshield saying: dont ****ing park here *******. Thats convincing enough for me.

FYI I am not the kind of guy who turns the other cheek, I love all your ideas on how to retaliate, keep them coming!!!

 

you have to be cafeful not to act to sudden cuz she will know for sure that it was you, depending on how drastic your willing to go. That happened to me before at my ol' house
(slash tires, cherrybombs, eggs, paintballs, spraypaint, appoxy, windows) cough...
And be totally sure that its the B!tch. Good Luck, Defend your G

 

Oh man, I didn't know she lived right next door. (Or wherever it is that you park in her space.)

But anyway, here you go. http://auto.howstuffworks.com/sugar-in-gas-tank.htm

Sugar does nothing, but water does a lot. Just make sure she can't do the same to yours. Seriously, if you retailate, your gonna need to find a way to protect your G.

 

Retaliating against her car isn't worth it considering your car is much nicer than hers.

Just find a friend of yours to pretend to be into her and then... use your imagination from there

 

NAILS BEHIND THE WHEEL !!!!!!!!!!!! IF SHE HAS DUST, DRAW A BIG ***** , BALOGNE ON THE CAR, suppose to tear off paint, Jack the liscnese plates and throw them away, key her car ? im soooo evil "P

edit- plastic wrap the car, use shaving cream, banana in tail pipe, window paint all the windows "D

i know there not good, but annoying :P

 

put doodoo behind the door handle

also why the hell you parked on her spot? if your roommate did it already then you did it too then your just asking for trouble.

parking on other peoples spot is

 

maybe because he didnt know , and came home drunk "P

 

watch the SAW series, should give you some pretty good ideas

Take valve stems out of tires

Do you know where she lives?
Order a **** load of take out...


Epoxy ****** all over her car
Epoxy hey key holes

Put a "fuuck the police sticker" on her car

 

when what how are u going to do this

 

LOL.. Best thing to do is take the lug nuts off all 4 of her wheels and watch her fail....

Make sure you get that on tape too... Post it on break.com and make some money.

 

take a **** on the hood of her car
mud butt on the windshield
skeet skeet on the windows
lmfao hahahahahah

 

Just watch for her to leave and follow her somewhere and when she stops FVCK her ride up using any of these great ideas (I prefer the epoxy ***** that would be funny as hell) and then get out of there. Then she isn't going to think its you but if you do something to her car in the same parking lot she did it to yours she is going to know exactly who did it and retaliate even harder on your poor G...