Best way to kill a cat?
I have one of these that would do the job for killing the cats, but could be more rightfully applied to killing the cats owner... It just might take a whole bunch of very carefully placed shots to kill the owner. 
RWS 48 .22 Pellet Rifle... 900 FPS with a 16 Gr. hunting pellet should annoy the cat owner.... even if it is your own mother, haha!
RWS 48 .22 Pellet Rifle... 900 FPS with a 16 Gr. hunting pellet should annoy the cat owner.... even if it is your own mother, haha!
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I have one of these that would do the job for killing the cats, but could be more rightfully applied to killing the cats owner... It just might take a whole bunch of very carefully placed shots to kill the owner.
RWS 48 .22 Pellet Rifle... 900 FPS with a 16 Gr. hunting pellet should annoy the cat owner.... even if it is your own mother, haha!
RWS 48 .22 Pellet Rifle... 900 FPS with a 16 Gr. hunting pellet should annoy the cat owner.... even if it is your own mother, haha!
I realize the OP is joking but somebody fed antifreeze to a cat i had a few years back. He suffered horribly before I had to put him down. If I could have proven to myself without a doubt who was responsible I would have no sleepless nights subjecting the responsible party to what my cat went through.
I have a new cat, and I have less moral conscience than I did back then.
Don't **** with my cat.
I have a new cat, and I have less moral conscience than I did back then.
Don't **** with my cat.
don't listen to this cat loving homofobic BS
here is the easiest and cleanest way to kill a cat.
Get a rubber band that looks like this
and put it twice around cats neck .
it'll be dead in minutes (while at the same time 300 more defenseless poor little kittens will be in the making in your backyard)
So 1 dead one aint gonna hurt the fvcking cat population
PS. You can put it more then twice around it's neck for quicker results.
here is the easiest and cleanest way to kill a cat.
Get a rubber band that looks like this
and put it twice around cats neck .
it'll be dead in minutes (while at the same time 300 more defenseless poor little kittens will be in the making in your backyard)
So 1 dead one aint gonna hurt the fvcking cat population
PS. You can put it more then twice around it's neck for quicker results.
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Shotty to the face... hahaha
One time someone posted a picture on here with an asian guy riding a scooter with a buncha cats stuffed in a cage in the back. With a caption that said something like "My new cats are on order". I showed this picture to my GF(ex now) and she cried for like 2 hours. "Do you know those cats were probably going to be eaten?". Haha she didn't know that I was doing everything I could to keep from laughing in her face.
I hate cats.
The rubber band thing is LOL.
One time someone posted a picture on here with an asian guy riding a scooter with a buncha cats stuffed in a cage in the back. With a caption that said something like "My new cats are on order". I showed this picture to my GF(ex now) and she cried for like 2 hours. "Do you know those cats were probably going to be eaten?". Haha she didn't know that I was doing everything I could to keep from laughing in her face.
I hate cats.
The rubber band thing is LOL.
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op, i feel yo pain bro,
i remember last year around midterm cats on the fence making all kinds of rackets with their mating season perkin themselves on the fence, took my bb gun, frest cartridge of co2, bam bam bam next morning in my g35 coupe i ran over one the ten or twelve cats i hit with my bb gun and slept well ever since,
i remember last year around midterm cats on the fence making all kinds of rackets with their mating season perkin themselves on the fence, took my bb gun, frest cartridge of co2, bam bam bam next morning in my g35 coupe i ran over one the ten or twelve cats i hit with my bb gun and slept well ever since,
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oh yeah, antifreeze and the puff ball cyanide thing is weak
WEAK,
do it like a real man and pull the trigger,
oh yeah, buy the bb gun with cash so they never trace it back to you if ever your neighbor take you to court,
in fact buy everything with cash - you will appreciate your hard earned money more
WEAK,
do it like a real man and pull the trigger,
oh yeah, buy the bb gun with cash so they never trace it back to you if ever your neighbor take you to court,
in fact buy everything with cash - you will appreciate your hard earned money more
