Every weekend I come home from school and spend a solid 2 hours washing and detailing my car. When I am done I park it in the garage, stare a little, and go inside. When I wake up the next day, I walk out to my freshly washed car just to find a **** load of fur and paw prints spread across my car from hood to trunk. My ****ing cats, that we have had for years and do nothing but get on my car and kill birds and throw up in the garage, are going to DIE! And there is always a tad more fur on the sunroof where the damn cat nestles himself to a goodnight sleep, dreaming about how hard I must have worked that day getting my baby all cleaned up. And the thing that gets me is I shut the garage doors.. and before I do that I make sure the cats are not in their by yelling, banging around, and scaring them out . STILL, I wake up to there body shedding's, and mud covered paws all over my car. So, my point is, how do I take care of these little sons a bitches without my mom flipping on me??

 

So, you're seriously thinking about killing a defenseless animal because someone can't close the garage door behind them?

 

cat nip ball stuffed with cyanide

 

If you're asking for ways to kill you mothers cats without her knowing, the cats drtying up your car is the least of your problems. Go have yourself checked out by a clinical psychologist and see if you're a sociopath. I hope your mother and the rest of your family are light sleepers. You need to be looked at buddy.

 

You're kidding me right OP? That is pretty immature.

 

anti-freeze in a dish. Works wonders.

 

Best way to kill a cat is to take their official caturday away from them.


Seriously OP, I'm calling humane society on you.

 

Grow the F up. In the end it's just a car.

If you can't keep them out of the garage, have you thought about laying a clean blanket over your car after you've cleaned it?

That way they won't scratch it or get it dirty. Just make sure the blanket is as clean as your cay so the blanket doesn't scratch it.

 

Learn how to shut the door or pick up a bottle of "quick detail spray". spray the area and wipe off with microfiber towel and done.

 

Move out and stop mooching off your mom

 

Im glad someone gets the joke..

 

and another

 

Im pretty sure you are kidding about killing the cats.

Cats can be trained to stay off of stuff ... all you need is a spray bottle full of water. Everytime you catch them somewhere they are not supposed to be squirt them in the face. they will hate it and get the message quickly.

 

who was joking? =] and LOL to all the ppl who thought the OP was srs

 

who says im mooching off my mom? I live 25 min away from school..