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LOL . . . Originally Posted by MechEE
The turbonator works, but only if installed with a lightweight crank pulley. They need each other to work properly.
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The reason that there are no class action lawsuits are because of their wording:
IT adds UP TO 35hp which means it can add between 0 to 35hp.... no way to sue them for that...
IT adds UP TO 35hp which means it can add between 0 to 35hp.... no way to sue them for that...
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IT adds UP TO 35hp which means it can add between 0 to 35hp.... no way to sue them for that...
but what if it decreases the power as a few people have claimed it does...Originally Posted by vstrizheus
The reason that there are no class action lawsuits are because of their wording:IT adds UP TO 35hp which means it can add between 0 to 35hp.... no way to sue them for that...
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You might as well get your Superman underoos and strap on some cardboard wings before a jump. You"ll get more performance from those. 
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Hey man, we can poke fun at the product all day long, but its inventor is laughing all the way to the bank. Dam, I wish I had thought of the Turbonator. The key is to invent someting that doesn't cost much, sounds somewhat plausible, and then market the hell out of it. And let the following words be your inspiration: "there's a sucker born every minute."Originally Posted by cerr
dude, i have *4* on my g! 2 for the intake, and then i reversed the fan and put one on each side of my exhaust to help blow out the fumes. i dynoed the car yesterday at my friends garage and i was at 456 rwhp ... i think with a tune it'll push 500 hp. i am sooo stoked!
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I got one for you.......exhaust pipe cooler......adds 15-30 hp .....cooler air is more dense which will yield a more free flowing exhaust.
.....I expept 5% of the royalties.
.....I expept 5% of the royalties.
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IT adds UP TO 35hp which means it can add between 0 to 35hp.... no way to sue them for that...
Well, there could be a class action of people whose car's performance have decreased. I dont see any disclaimer anywhere in their ads stating that the performance could be adversely affected. Besides, there must be state laws (and federal too, I'm not sure) that penalize phony or misleading advertising.Originally Posted by vstrizheus
The reason that there are no class action lawsuits are because of their wording:IT adds UP TO 35hp which means it can add between 0 to 35hp.... no way to sue them for that...
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IT adds UP TO 35hp which means it can add between 0 to 35hp.... no way to sue them for that...
The reason there are no lawsuits is that people would have to stand up and admit that they were stupid enough to buy one in the first place. That, and - who sues for $35?Originally Posted by vstrizheus
The reason that there are no class action lawsuits are because of their wording:IT adds UP TO 35hp which means it can add between 0 to 35hp.... no way to sue them for that...
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hahaha, true - don't forget that you need a really cool video like this to help push the product:Originally Posted by FAST1
Hey man, we can poke fun at the product all day long, but its inventor is laughing all the way to the bank. Dam, I wish I had thought of the Turbonator. The key is to invent someting that doesn't cost much, sounds somewhat plausible, and then market the hell out of it. And let the following words be your inspiration: "there's a sucker born every minute."
*edit: ah, crap - didn't work. but that swirly thing almost had me sold ... almost
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I have a direct port cheeto cheese shot
I have chester ducked tape (with cheeto ducktape) to the back of my car
I have stage 87,000, 40 cheeto turbos injecting 20 million bags per square inch of cheetos per nano second.
This is about 4.3 Trillion horsepower to the rear cheesewheels
Or about twice the speed of light at the end of first gear...
The car idles at 158mph backwards and will only powerslide
I have to use 6 million gears to drive normally, I start in 5,999,995 to drive normally.
When I wanna go back in time, I just down shift a few million gears.
When i use my direct port shot I get an extra 58 trillion horsepower... and I have enough cheeto shot to last me 600,000,000 trillion miles (or 383,093) Lightyears
[[[ yes i've said this like 20 times before... we used to make fun of a kid who had a supercharged CL-S... and used to come back from dynos saying he had 750 horsepower. ]]]
SO of course i used cheetos to show him up
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Cheetos is where it is... I replaced every part of my car with cheetos,I have a direct port cheeto cheese shot
I have chester ducked tape (with cheeto ducktape) to the back of my car
I have stage 87,000, 40 cheeto turbos injecting 20 million bags per square inch of cheetos per nano second.
This is about 4.3 Trillion horsepower to the rear cheesewheels
Or about twice the speed of light at the end of first gear...
The car idles at 158mph backwards and will only powerslide
I have to use 6 million gears to drive normally, I start in 5,999,995 to drive normally.
When I wanna go back in time, I just down shift a few million gears.
When i use my direct port shot I get an extra 58 trillion horsepower... and I have enough cheeto shot to last me 600,000,000 trillion miles (or 383,093) Lightyears
[[[ yes i've said this like 20 times before... we used to make fun of a kid who had a supercharged CL-S... and used to come back from dynos saying he had 750 horsepower. ]]]
SO of course i used cheetos to show him up
/putspotaway
what is that guy on
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OMG that was THE funniest thing that I have ever seen... I am seriously crying right now! 
CHEETOS CHEESE SHOT!! HAHAHAHAHA
CHEETOS CHEESE SHOT!! HAHAHAHAHA
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CHEETOS CHEESE SHOT!! HAHAHAHAHA
Are you serious?Originally Posted by bremborider
OMG that was THE funniest thing that I have ever seen... I am seriously crying right now! CHEETOS CHEESE SHOT!! HAHAHAHAHA
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I had a friend in high school with a V6 **** stang and he tried installing two of these things...he felt stupid after wasting his cash on that. Originally Posted by madabs
Do you know that when I was 17 my friend called up and asked about it. And they said that it was something that went into the air intake. And then they said if he bought two that he would get 70hp. That just shows what a ripoff that thing is.
Another guy with a V6 Altima tried one, he installed it backwards and somehow managed to break one of the fins inside of the thing, which in turn got sucked through his thorttle body into the intake manifold causing a yucky mess.
If it sounds to good to be true, it most definatley is.... 99.8% of the time
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someting that doesn't cost much, sounds somewhat plausible, and then market the hell out of it.
Mant of us already got something like that in our G. It is called BLOSE! someting that doesn't cost much, sounds somewhat plausible, and then market the hell out of it.
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