Really funny G story
Really funny G story
Ok, this happened to me like 2 weeks ago to me and actually, it's quite embarrasing but, oh well.
So in Chicago like two weeks ago, it had snowed one night and pretty much covered everything, including my G. The next morning turned out to be a really nice day and the snow had started melting. After brushing off my car I head to work. On the way to work, I noticed that I didn't clean the top of my car very good and the snow was melting. Later on that night, it had gotten really cold and all the water on the road from the melting snow had froze. So after work I walk over to my car and try to open the door but it was frozen shut. Not only was the door frozen, but the window was frozen as well. As we all know, the window normally drop about a 1/4 of an inch when the door opens, but not this time. After trying over and over for like five minutes to get the door open I decide to go to the passenger side to try as well. Well, that was frozen too, but before long I got that open. So I hop in and scoot the drivers seat make to make room for me to climb over the armrest and stick. I finally get in the seat and I try to get comfortable, turn the car on to let it warm up, and then out of nowhere it hit me.......I had to pee. BAD!!! I thought I could possibly make it home, but then I started doing the pee dance in the car and I couldn't get out. The only way out was climbing back over the seat and heading back in to work, but after thinking about it, I wouldn't have made it. So, what I do? This is the embarrasing part. I look in the back seat and I have an empty starbuck frappachino bottle just sitting there. Yup, I used it and filled it up to the brim! I actually caught myself laughing about this whole situation and thought I would share it.
Moral of the story: Don't need to pee when you have frozen car doors in a small car.
So in Chicago like two weeks ago, it had snowed one night and pretty much covered everything, including my G. The next morning turned out to be a really nice day and the snow had started melting. After brushing off my car I head to work. On the way to work, I noticed that I didn't clean the top of my car very good and the snow was melting. Later on that night, it had gotten really cold and all the water on the road from the melting snow had froze. So after work I walk over to my car and try to open the door but it was frozen shut. Not only was the door frozen, but the window was frozen as well. As we all know, the window normally drop about a 1/4 of an inch when the door opens, but not this time. After trying over and over for like five minutes to get the door open I decide to go to the passenger side to try as well. Well, that was frozen too, but before long I got that open. So I hop in and scoot the drivers seat make to make room for me to climb over the armrest and stick. I finally get in the seat and I try to get comfortable, turn the car on to let it warm up, and then out of nowhere it hit me.......I had to pee. BAD!!! I thought I could possibly make it home, but then I started doing the pee dance in the car and I couldn't get out. The only way out was climbing back over the seat and heading back in to work, but after thinking about it, I wouldn't have made it. So, what I do? This is the embarrasing part. I look in the back seat and I have an empty starbuck frappachino bottle just sitting there. Yup, I used it and filled it up to the brim! I actually caught myself laughing about this whole situation and thought I would share it.
Moral of the story: Don't need to pee when you have frozen car doors in a small car.
haha that sucks, Ive had a car door freeze shut on me (it was not in my G), and it took a while to get open. I finally did though. I hope you didnt take the **** home with you in the cup, your car must have smelled like **** so bad, nevermind if you spilled any of it.
Next time that happens.....get out of your car and pee on the area where the window meets the roof. The ice will melt and you can then open the driver's side door!! Just make sure none of the pee drips into the car.
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at least guys have the option of peeing into bottles...girls have no choice but to get out of the car. hm, not that i'd want to pee in a bottle anyways, but you get my point
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