Originally Posted by 03silverG

today i was being a very imature driver, it was me in my g35 and my friend behind me in his 99 maxima se and we were racing on a very windy road cause i wanted to prove i could beat him in acceleration so we were on a very windy road going home, which is probably the most windey road in my town. so we slow down to about 20 and my friends maxima is right behind me on a one-lane road and i basically put my hand out the window and count to three and gun it and as im accelerating im aprouching a turn probably going about 60mph.

Not thinking i just keep accelerating while im going around the turn, as im doing this my back end kicks out alittle and i quickly let off the gas and the skid control guides me. Unfortunatly the 99 maximas suspension isnt as stiff as the G and he doesnt have the skid control and did a 180 and went on the other side of the road but managed to just spin off onto some grass and luckly missed the big dump truck that was heading the oposite direct. For this day on i will think much harder about what i am about to do. I washed and waxing the g when i got home to make it up to her for being so dumb.

Originally Posted by calejohnson

today i was being a very imature parent, it was me in my bathrobe and my wife behind me in her bathrobe and we were giving the baby a bath in some very hot water cause i wanted to prove i could bathe him in hot water so we were in our tiny bathroom at home, which is probably the tinyest room in my house. so we make the water about 20 celsius and my wife's in her bathrobe right behind me in that tiny bathroom and i basically put my hand out the window and count to three and gun it and as im turning up the hot water im aprouching a scalding temp probably going to be about 60 degrees celsius. (That's 140 degrees fahrenheit.)

Not thinking i just keep dumping scalding water in while im going around the tub, as im doing this my back end kicks out alittle and i quickly let out some gas and the baby jumps up and clocks me. Unfortunatly my wife isnt as stupid as me and she doesnt have the nerve so she did a 180 and went on the other side of the tub and managed to just turn off the water and luckly missed the big gas I'd let out that was heading the oposite direct. For this day on i will think much harder about what i am about to do. I didn't wash and wax the baby when i got home from the hospital to make it up to him for being so dumb.

Originally Posted by calejohnson

today i was being a very imature parent, it was me in my bathrobe and my wife behind me in her bathrobe and we were giving the baby a bath in some very hot water cause i wanted to prove i could bathe him in hot water so we were in our tiny bathroom at home, which is probably the tinyest room in my house. so we make the water about 20 celsius and my wife's in her bathrobe right behind me in that tiny bathroom and i basically put my hand out the window and count to three and gun it and as im turning up the hot water im aprouching a scalding temp probably going to be about 60 degrees celsius. (That's 140 degrees fahrenheit.)

Not thinking i just keep dumping scalding water in while im going around the tub, as im doing this my back end kicks out alittle and i quickly let out some gas and the baby jumps up and clocks me. Unfortunatly my wife isnt as stupid as me and she doesnt have the nerve so she did a 180 and went on the other side of the tub and managed to just turn off the water and luckly missed the big gas I'd let out that was heading the oposite direct. For this day on i will think much harder about what i am about to do. I didn't wash and wax the baby when i got home from the hospital to make it up to him for being so dumb.

Originally Posted by Texasscout

BTW, what's that turd on your head in your avitar?

Originally Posted by calejohnson

It just felt right. (And I was tired of the dog.)

Originally Posted by skeleton_cru

It's French and that doesn't feel right at all. Froggy f*cks!