For some reason, whenever someone parks too close to me like that, I always
get a HUGE phlem build up in my throat that I just have to release.
AND, if I'm carrying a Coke or something, I always seem to trip up over my
own two feet and the Coke goes flying...of course it just so happens
it always lands on the @-holes car that pinched me in.

another perfect reason to avoid parallel parking WHENEVER you can, or parallel parking on an end space only.

To the OP, fender benders happen, was the chick hot? If so, you should
of worked out weekly...ahem payment plan, that doesn't include money.