Soooo I couldn't get my push start to turn over today. Brand New battery, everything has power. Even tried to jump it and still wouldn't start. Initially it started to turn over but not completely. Second time, I got a bunch of clicks (staaarrtteerr???) ... Then I tried about 3 more times and I'm only getting one click and nothing.

 

Do you hear any whirring?

remove it and have the local auto parts store bench test it for you. It’ll be obvious at that point.

 

Sounds like you need to put it on a battery charger, rapid clicking is almost always low battery. Jump start can take a while depending on how dead the battery really is, it's not uncommon to need about 10minute charge from the secondary vehicle depending on what battery/alternator it has. A dead battery in one car acts as a voltage sink for the other car.