I've seen to many hot girls with guys like that. It does boggle the brain cells. Maybe I need a ponytail and some tattoos too.

 

Nah - for some people, I think it's an on/off switch and, it depends who're you around. ie, If I'm around my friends...the hidden mok from Waianae rears it's voice. But if I'm around clients it's a whole different story.

 

^ no ways, the SAT scores prove otherwise and you know that! i'm friends with many english professors, and i always hear their crap about it! i just give them the kefe!

 

As for SATs? yah...Hawaii does score in the lower percentile..but we aint dead last. so there's hope

 

If you don't know it's probably you.

Anywho........technically it means foreigner in the Hawaiian language. As most of the early settlers and missionaries (haole) to Hawaii were white, it has come to mean persons of caucasian ancestry.

Pidgin is nothing more than the Hawaiian dialect of the English language, much like persons from the South have a southern twang.

Anyhow I'd better stop now before my other local boys try to beat me up.

 

Ok well I guess technically it is me since I'm not Hawaiian. But am I Asian so do I still count? I'd still like to call white people crazy haeoles.

 

Before you start calling out all dem crazy haoles... I gots to make sure u r pronouncing it right. Haole ( HOW-LEE ). BTW while u at it.....find the nearest Samoan in Portland and tell him " UFA " ( OOO-FA ) it means hello

 

Oh hell yeah. I wanna expand my vocab. I'm gonna find the biggest meanest looking Samoan I can and say that to him. We're gonna be best friends. Wait a minute I smell a trap.

 

Twinkie? hehehe... j/k

 

Twinkie as in the indestructible food of goodness that survived a nuclear war like in Family Guy right? The one where they started a new town and Peter was the Mayor. Why thank you.

 

I call dibs on jiggalam's wallet.

 

post up some pijin translations so we can all talk like we are hawaiian.

give is pronunciations too please.


Dog is crazy he got thrown in mexican prison when he hunted down the max factor rapist weirdo because bounty hunting is illegal south of the border.

You guys ever watch that HBO show about the bounty hunters:?

 

I actually hired a couple a Texas bounty hunters for temp. security work and they hate the dog. They think it's a big joke how he has a show about a profession that is supposed to be done discretely. "eyed prolly keel he'um, if i'd ever come up across that fellahe'd shiat heis pants."
Yeah, i guess a long haired guy walking around with a large can of "lysol" is kind of a joke.

 

You've heard of Ebonics... check out pidgin's version...

It's the easy and quick way to converse: Eh-Brah-nics!

See for yourself how easy it is...

Before:
Hello. I've been meaning to ask you exactly how old you actually are.
After:
Howzit. What year you grad?

Before:
Pardon me. Your actions make me seriously doubt your manhood.
After:
Wot. Panty?

Before:
That is an excellent idea. I am in full concurrence with your plan. Let us
solidify the deal.

After:
Shoots!

Before:
It's those darn tourists again. You know, they're getting to be a pain in my
side.
After:
Frickin Haoles!

Before:
Excuse me, you seem to be blocking my path of travel. Would you mind
stepping to the side please?
After:
Try move.

Before:
Please officer, I give you my word that I will no longer travel in excess of
the speed limit. I beg you not to write that ticket.
After:
Eh, you know my uncle?

 

Before:
Please officer, I give you my word that I will no longer travel in excess of
the speed limit. I beg you not to write that ticket.
After:
Eh, you know my uncle? [/QUOTE]





LMAO