The Bounty Hunter
Originally Posted by grizzly
You've heard of Ebonics... check out pidgin's version...
It's the easy and quick way to converse: Eh-Brah-nics!
It's the easy and quick way to converse: Eh-Brah-nics!
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HawN Wife
i dunno, but i swear that the chick in sen_jen's avatar is lactating or something 
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Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida, and one from Hawaii. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.
The guy from Texas began by saying, "I told my wife that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work... Pardners, I tell y'all the table was set and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."
Then the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, Dudes, when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."
The fellow from Hawaii was married to a woman who had grown up in Hawaii all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said "I gave my wife a stern look and told her that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning!
Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. Ho Brahdahs, by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
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for any of the Titas out there
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Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida, and one from Hawaii. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.
The guy from Texas began by saying, "I told my wife that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work... Pardners, I tell y'all the table was set and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."
Then the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, Dudes, when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."
The fellow from Hawaii was married to a woman who had grown up in Hawaii all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said "I gave my wife a stern look and told her that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning!
Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. Ho Brahdahs, by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
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for any of the Titas out there
