I feel like I'm trying to sell alot lately. I was reminded of the Simpsons episodes where Homer sells his soul for a doughnut and Bart sells his for like $5. I think I can do better then that. Whos got dibs? I was hoping for like a gagillion dollars, maybe $10 and a bakers dozen of Krispy Kremes, obo. Shipping will be free. Thanks for all offers.

 

I'll give you $1 if you have been good and it can still be used.

 

Only $1. My goal was to at least beat Homer.

 

how about a day old doughnut?

 

Is it a Krispy Kreme? Can't be plain.

 

I'll give you seventy four cents and a stale croissant.

I need an extra soul as a core exchange.

 

Wait why are these offers getting worse???

 

They just closed all the KK's near me but I can send you enough money to go buy some if you overnight me a 6-pk.

 

ill trade you another soul for yours...

 

mine's clean but I could use a backup for winter use... dibs !

 

Ah but whose?

 

6-pk?? I'm already losing out here. If anything I need a case for myself too.

 

thats it???

 

ill give you a dollar to beat u down for 5 mins...wiat a sec, I can do that for free

 

can i see a soulfax?