This was once a nice bike. It is a Mongoose brand 20" bike. Once upon a time I am sure this bike was pretty sweet... BUT somehow over the course of that day and now it was been abused. The bike was actually found leaned against the front/side of my shop. It sat there for 2 weeks in full view of anyone walking/riding/driving by.

When we found this bike it was pretty rough shape. It had no brakes. they are not wore out, they just are NOT there. Period... Not even a brake lever... the bike has been spray painted black, and it was obviously the work of an amateur, or maybe even Express705, we all saw his painting ability....

The hand grips are busted a$$ beyond all belief... The handle bars were already slightly bent and also rusted. The rims were also rusted. The seat had some minor custom rips in the covering. One foot pedal was bent and the other was partially broken.

Once I was the crown jewel sitting there I waiting my time out... I gave the previous owner 2 weeks to reclaim their bike, but they never came back. It was at that point that I realized this bike was given to me to customize. SO I tricked this B!tch out... King Kong ain't got $hit on me... It was on like Donkey Kong!!! The bike is Trick now...

The wheels are custom One-Off WobbleWheels... The have custom Brick Spokes (guess how they got that name). The seat has a custom covering that looks just like a ripped paint job, only its the seat cover. the Crank is re-curved for smoother operation, and also have a custom One-Off WobbleWheels front sprocket. The handle bars are fully adjustable and need NO tools to adjust. (kinda like CruisinG's passenger seat after Klubb got gayed on it). The frame has some dings on it, and a big curb scrape. This was custom work from the previous owner...

I know there were some members here that were wanting me to sell them this bike so they could do a full frame off restoration, and donate it to some charity, BUT I just wanna sell this bike straight out. I want NO legal responsibilities from it.

You by this bad a$$ bike, and let the home boys see you rollin on this... You will be beating the b!tches off with the broken spokes, and be the king of the hood wit da boys.

So, who will give me $25 + shipping????

If I can't sell the bike this week. I will be listing it on ebay Sunday night, AFTER I set it on fire.


Here is a pic of the WobbleWheel custom front wheel...



here are some videos of me rollin through the lot... Lucky for me there were no B!tches around or I would have had to beat them down, and the lucky new owner would be missing more spokes.




I will try to get more pics tonight. If I can, I will get them posted up tomorrow morning.

 

ygpm

 

sold

 

Show me the MONEY b!tches....

 

btw kuneff, your feet look like duck feet.

 

I take paypal... and I can make this bike fit in a very small box to help save on the shipping... I have a real nice DeWalt battery reciprocating saw, and a fresh pack of blades.

 

Even with duck feet, buck teeth, IQ below average, and broke... I still get 100x more Pu$$y that you... BOY, I get more Pu$$y in one week, than you get in a YEAR of wet dreams...

 

Express... Why is it that when I think of you all I can do is see the guy in "Sex Drive" with the soaked boxers... waking up from a wet dream...


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