You know you're from Miami when...

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Mar 19, 2008 | 02:30 PM
  #16  
Quote: hate to be a negative Nancy, but i think some of those are garbage. i live in downtown and i never have any problems past 6pm... unless you're talking about traffic that is.
Maybe you are the problem they are talking about....

Just a thought...


ahhahah
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Mar 19, 2008 | 04:55 PM
  #17  
I only go to MIA strapped like Rambo
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Mar 19, 2008 | 09:50 PM
  #18  
u aint lying (cruisn G coupe)... u gotta goto the MIA .. with a army in ya trunk... hell i don't go down there unless i know exactly where i'm going and i'll leave my house b4 it even gets dark.. u aint gonna catch me in the MIA after dark unless i'm leaving the strip club
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Mar 20, 2008 | 08:37 AM
  #19  
i work in doral/hiahleah thats as spiked out as you can get...all i gotta say is if your coming to Miami...ROSETTASTONE baby!
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Mar 20, 2008 | 09:32 AM
  #20  
Quote: i work in doral/hiahleah thats as spiked out as you can get...all i gotta say is if your coming to Miami...ROSETTASTONE baby!
that is so true I had a meeting last night for guest service training for one of the bartending jobs, and they had this gay game that they would throw a ball to a person and they would have to answer a question that was written on the ball. So the first person that the HR manager thows the ball to happens to be a spanish lady, who cant read the question or speak english. So explain to me how the F this lady is going to work at this high class event if she cant understadn what anyone wants to drink.
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Mar 20, 2008 | 09:41 AM
  #21  
I was in Miami, South Beach area 2 years ago... I never got scared... And I was not strapped...

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Mar 20, 2008 | 09:58 AM
  #22  
That is cause South Beach is nice try overtown about 10 miles west
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Mar 20, 2008 | 10:36 AM
  #23  
Quote: You know you're from Miami when...

- you at least know the chorus to "Take it to da House"
- you refer to your hometown as 305 or MIA
- you call flipflops chancletas
- you wear chancletas EVERYWHERE
- you can recognize a santero
- you live 15 minutes from the beach, but you never go
- the car behind you honks their horn because you stopped at a red light
- you reminisce about booty music and can still dance to it
- you buy your party food at Blue Sky
- you know what a caja china is
- you know you can't get a job without speaking Spanish
- you know you can't really get anywhere without speaking Spanish
- you only go to a Marlins, Heat, or Dolphins game if they're on a winning streak
- you instinctively buy gallons of water during hurricane season, just in case
-you hope for a hurricane to come so you don't have to go to work/school
- you know only tourists go clubbing on South Beach
- you spend your summer days inside cuz it's hot as helloutside...literally
- you're so used to craziness that very few things surprise you anymore
- you want to move out of Miami some day, but you say you'll come back
- you know never to buy mangoes or avocados at a grocery store cuz u grow them in your backyard
- you go to a store/business and the manager tells you "hablas espanol?" cuz they barely can speak english
- you know how to drink a colada
- you know your pastelitos
- you realize that most of Miami is a ghetto
- you know that Argentineans make the best steak for the best prices
- you bump into Trick Daddy everywhere
- your ride is pimped out but your house is a **** hole
- you know to be out of Downtown by 6 pm
- you have to wait 4 hours for a bus to come that's supposed to come by ever 30 minutes
- it's 60 degrees outside and you wear a sweater, a jacket, gloves, a scarf,a hat, and boots
- you call Farm Stores La Vaquita
- the yellow traffic light means go faster


la vaquita
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Mar 20, 2008 | 01:31 PM
  #24  
Quote: That is cause South Beach is nice try overtown about 10 miles west
u trying to get him robbed and shot or killed hehehe
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Mar 20, 2008 | 01:49 PM
  #25  
wut about carol city??
im going to be moving there this summer!!
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Mar 20, 2008 | 01:53 PM
  #26  
Quote: wut about carol city??
im going to be moving there this summer!!
u got a gun?
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Mar 20, 2008 | 01:59 PM
  #27  
Quote: u got a gun?
im i going to need one?? im actuallly going there next month to look for an apartment!!
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Mar 20, 2008 | 02:01 PM
  #28  
good luck
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Mar 20, 2008 | 02:02 PM
  #29  
Quote: good luck
its not a good place to live at??
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Mar 20, 2008 | 02:45 PM
  #30  
Quote: its not a good place to live at??
no, its a great place to live at if you feel like ducking bullets and/or getting robbed all the time. and god forbid you're white, good luck.

as far as being in downtown after 6, like i said, ive never had any problems and i walk my dog every night from my condo through a nearby park usually around 12 midnight. what i didnt mention is that i always carry my .38 just in case anyone wants to get crazy
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