You know you're from Miami when...
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You know you're from Miami when...
You know you're from Miami when...
- you at least know the chorus to "Take it to da House"
- you refer to your hometown as 305 or MIA
- you call flipflops chancletas
- you wear chancletas EVERYWHERE
- you can recognize a santero
- you live 15 minutes from the beach, but you never go
- the car behind you honks their horn because you stopped at a red light
- you reminisce about booty music and can still dance to it
- you buy your party food at Blue Sky
- you know what a caja china is
- you know you can't get a job without speaking Spanish
- you know you can't really get anywhere without speaking Spanish
- you only go to a Marlins, Heat, or Dolphins game if they're on a winning streak
- you instinctively buy gallons of water during hurricane season, just in case
-you hope for a hurricane to come so you don't have to go to work/school
- you know only tourists go clubbing on South Beach
- you spend your summer days inside cuz it's hot as helloutside...literally
- you're so used to craziness that very few things surprise you anymore
- you want to move out of Miami some day, but you say you'll come back
- you know never to buy mangoes or avocados at a grocery store cuz u grow them in your backyard
- you go to a store/business and the manager tells you "hablas espanol?" cuz they barely can speak english
- you know how to drink a colada
- you know your pastelitos
- you realize that most of Miami is a ghetto
- you know that Argentineans make the best steak for the best prices
- you bump into Trick Daddy everywhere
- your ride is pimped out but your house is a **** hole
- you know to be out of Downtown by 6 pm
- you have to wait 4 hours for a bus to come that's supposed to come by ever 30 minutes
- it's 60 degrees outside and you wear a sweater, a jacket, gloves, a scarf,a hat, and boots
- you call Farm Stores La Vaquita
- you at least know the chorus to "Take it to da House"
- you refer to your hometown as 305 or MIA
- you call flipflops chancletas
- you wear chancletas EVERYWHERE
- you can recognize a santero
- you live 15 minutes from the beach, but you never go
- the car behind you honks their horn because you stopped at a red light
- you reminisce about booty music and can still dance to it
- you buy your party food at Blue Sky
- you know what a caja china is
- you know you can't get a job without speaking Spanish
- you know you can't really get anywhere without speaking Spanish
- you only go to a Marlins, Heat, or Dolphins game if they're on a winning streak
- you instinctively buy gallons of water during hurricane season, just in case
-you hope for a hurricane to come so you don't have to go to work/school
- you know only tourists go clubbing on South Beach
- you spend your summer days inside cuz it's hot as helloutside...literally
- you're so used to craziness that very few things surprise you anymore
- you want to move out of Miami some day, but you say you'll come back
- you know never to buy mangoes or avocados at a grocery store cuz u grow them in your backyard
- you go to a store/business and the manager tells you "hablas espanol?" cuz they barely can speak english
- you know how to drink a colada
- you know your pastelitos
- you realize that most of Miami is a ghetto
- you know that Argentineans make the best steak for the best prices
- you bump into Trick Daddy everywhere
- your ride is pimped out but your house is a **** hole
- you know to be out of Downtown by 6 pm
- you have to wait 4 hours for a bus to come that's supposed to come by ever 30 minutes
- it's 60 degrees outside and you wear a sweater, a jacket, gloves, a scarf,a hat, and boots
- you call Farm Stores La Vaquita
