You know you're from Miami when...
Originally Posted by G35in305
hate to be a negative Nancy, but i think some of those are garbage. i live in downtown and i never have any problems past 6pm... unless you're talking about traffic that is.
Just a thought...
ahhahah
u aint lying (cruisn G coupe)... u gotta goto the MIA .. with a army in ya trunk... hell i don't go down there unless i know exactly where i'm going and i'll leave my house b4 it even gets dark.. u aint gonna catch me in the MIA after dark unless i'm leaving the strip club
Originally Posted by UltimateGee27
i work in doral/hiahleah thats as spiked out as you can get...all i gotta say is if your coming to Miami...ROSETTASTONE baby!
that is so true I had a meeting last night for guest service training for one of the bartending jobs, and they had this gay game that they would throw a ball to a person and they would have to answer a question that was written on the ball. So the first person that the HR manager thows the ball to happens to be a spanish lady, who cant read the question or speak english. So explain to me how the F this lady is going to work at this high class event if she cant understadn what anyone wants to drink. 
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Originally Posted by josehia
You know you're from Miami when...
- you at least know the chorus to "Take it to da House"
- you refer to your hometown as 305 or MIA
- you call flipflops chancletas
- you wear chancletas EVERYWHERE
- you can recognize a santero
- you live 15 minutes from the beach, but you never go
- the car behind you honks their horn because you stopped at a red light
- you reminisce about booty music and can still dance to it
- you buy your party food at Blue Sky
- you know what a caja china is
- you know you can't get a job without speaking Spanish
- you know you can't really get anywhere without speaking Spanish
- you only go to a Marlins, Heat, or Dolphins game if they're on a winning streak
- you instinctively buy gallons of water during hurricane season, just in case
-you hope for a hurricane to come so you don't have to go to work/school
- you know only tourists go clubbing on South Beach
- you spend your summer days inside cuz it's hot as helloutside...literally
- you're so used to craziness that very few things surprise you anymore
- you want to move out of Miami some day, but you say you'll come back
- you know never to buy mangoes or avocados at a grocery store cuz u grow them in your backyard
- you go to a store/business and the manager tells you "hablas espanol?" cuz they barely can speak english
- you know how to drink a colada
- you know your pastelitos
- you realize that most of Miami is a ghetto
- you know that Argentineans make the best steak for the best prices
- you bump into Trick Daddy everywhere
- your ride is pimped out but your house is a **** hole
- you know to be out of Downtown by 6 pm
- you have to wait 4 hours for a bus to come that's supposed to come by ever 30 minutes
- it's 60 degrees outside and you wear a sweater, a jacket, gloves, a scarf,a hat, and boots
- you call Farm Stores La Vaquita
- you at least know the chorus to "Take it to da House"
- you refer to your hometown as 305 or MIA
- you call flipflops chancletas
- you wear chancletas EVERYWHERE
- you can recognize a santero
- you live 15 minutes from the beach, but you never go
- the car behind you honks their horn because you stopped at a red light
- you reminisce about booty music and can still dance to it
- you buy your party food at Blue Sky
- you know what a caja china is
- you know you can't get a job without speaking Spanish
- you know you can't really get anywhere without speaking Spanish
- you only go to a Marlins, Heat, or Dolphins game if they're on a winning streak
- you instinctively buy gallons of water during hurricane season, just in case
-you hope for a hurricane to come so you don't have to go to work/school
- you know only tourists go clubbing on South Beach
- you spend your summer days inside cuz it's hot as helloutside...literally
- you're so used to craziness that very few things surprise you anymore
- you want to move out of Miami some day, but you say you'll come back
- you know never to buy mangoes or avocados at a grocery store cuz u grow them in your backyard
- you go to a store/business and the manager tells you "hablas espanol?" cuz they barely can speak english
- you know how to drink a colada
- you know your pastelitos
- you realize that most of Miami is a ghetto
- you know that Argentineans make the best steak for the best prices
- you bump into Trick Daddy everywhere
- your ride is pimped out but your house is a **** hole
- you know to be out of Downtown by 6 pm
- you have to wait 4 hours for a bus to come that's supposed to come by ever 30 minutes
- it's 60 degrees outside and you wear a sweater, a jacket, gloves, a scarf,a hat, and boots
- you call Farm Stores La Vaquita
la vaquita
Last edited by krayziejcs; Mar 20, 2008 at 11:13 AM.
im actuallly going there next month to look for an apartment!!
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Originally Posted by PadillaG35
its not a good place to live at??
as far as being in downtown after 6, like i said, ive never had any problems and i walk my dog every night from my condo through a nearby park usually around 12 midnight. what i didnt mention is that i always carry my .38 just in case anyone wants to get crazy
