Joke....
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10-16-2010 | 12:20 AM
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Joke....
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Michael's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful his
roommate, Jennifer, was. Michael's mom had long been suspicious of the
platonic relationship between he and Jennifer and this had only made her
more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she wondered if there was more between Michael and Jennifer
than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Michael saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Mich ael said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________ ________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house and I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Michael
__________________________________________________ ________
Several days later, Michael received an email back from his mother that
read:
__________________________________________________ __
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer. I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer were
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER ;-)
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Michael's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful his
roommate, Jennifer, was. Michael's mom had long been suspicious of the
platonic relationship between he and Jennifer and this had only made her
more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she wondered if there was more between Michael and Jennifer
than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Michael saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Mich ael said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________ ________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house and I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Michael
__________________________________________________ ________
Several days later, Michael received an email back from his mother that
read:
__________________________________________________ __
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer. I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer were
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER ;-)
