Joke Thread, heard any good ones lately?
A father walks into his son's room and catches him jerking off. He tells his son, "Don't do that you will go blind."
The son says to the father, "Hey dad I'm over here!"
The son says to the father, "Hey dad I'm over here!"
So there are these 3 guys marooned on an island. A white guy, latino guy, and an asian guy.
White guy: Fvck, we're stuck on an island. We should probably split up and look for food, shelter, and supplies. I'll look for food, latino guy you look for shelter, and asian guy, you go look for some supplies.
A few weeks go buy and the white guy and latino guy are enjoying some food under their new shelter, but the Asian guy is no where to be found.
Latino guy: Damn, where's the Asian guy with our supplies.
White guy: We should go look for him.
So after hours and hours of searching for the Asian guy, they realize he's probably dead. And then out of nowhere, the Asian guy jumps out of nowhere, scaring the **** out of the White and Latino guy and yells "SUPLISE!!!"
White guy: Fvck, we're stuck on an island. We should probably split up and look for food, shelter, and supplies. I'll look for food, latino guy you look for shelter, and asian guy, you go look for some supplies.
A few weeks go buy and the white guy and latino guy are enjoying some food under their new shelter, but the Asian guy is no where to be found.
Latino guy: Damn, where's the Asian guy with our supplies.
White guy: We should go look for him.
So after hours and hours of searching for the Asian guy, they realize he's probably dead. And then out of nowhere, the Asian guy jumps out of nowhere, scaring the **** out of the White and Latino guy and yells "SUPLISE!!!"
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It was not very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the woman in the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!"
asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It was not very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the woman in the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!"
asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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From: SoCal, Riverside!
Your mamma so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mamma so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!
Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
Your mamma so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!
Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
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