Sup mang!! Just been working my a$$ off homie.

 

naw..

hes is

 

lol ouch!

 

i keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

 

lol my older sister called my mom and said she was pregnant again and didnt want to tell her husband i thought my mom was going to drop dead

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Hey Shane, did PW invite your gf to the premiere of FF4?? J/K bro. lol!!

 

Hmmm i got one...
My friends (who apparently have no lives) came over to my house at midnight and decided to post it my car. Yeah, post it. They got like 4000 post its and put them all over my car. And the part that sucks is that they put them so i cant peel them all off at once...
i tried taking them off and about 30 minutes through the process i only had maybe 1/4 of them off. I give up...lol i'll post pics up in a bit
Lol watching everyones reactions is fun though. Every car that drives through my street slows down to a crawl, just staring at my car

 

mine did... and I'm NOT kidding - I didn’t believe her at first because she's had her tubes tied (and she just had her period)... so I blew it off and said "no you're not, how can you get pregnant with your tubes tied" and she responded "I know, I'm trying to figure that out too"... this was all over the phone which made me believe it even less because I figured she would do this in person if it was real... but her voice was very somber and sounded real concerned, so for a minute I was thinking 'oh-****'...

Anyway, she laid the “April Fool” on me... I told her I didn’t fall for it (even though a was a tiny bit concerned)... but I also let her know that since she tried to trick me I was going to get her back "real good" "to see she if she could take it as well as she dished it out"... she says "but I'll be expecting it" - I told her "oh no, I'll do something so devastating when you least expect it... it will be big, it's gonna freak you out and you will probably cry" - I laid it on real thick... she was supper quite and I laid in heavy, "I'm going to create such mental anguish for you, you will have wished you never tried to trick me"... I think she was pretty concerned at that point - then I "April Fool" her @ss! She fell hook line and sinker and thought I was serious about getting back at her and making her cry

Glad the b!tch aint preg though