April fools.

 

yeah,,like i believe you.1st thing came to mind is "and he post this thread up from jail?"

 

we could fix this, give me your address, I'll send a couple of agents

 

If you've ever been arrested before, you can usually leave the same night as long as someone comes to post your bail. Well, it also depends on what you got arrested for

 

damn that racial profiling huh danny? u can take the gangster out of the streets but u can never take compton out of compton a$$ danny.

 

Hahaha... Danny Darko.

You fooled me dawg, only because you were rollin' in Irvine in what appeared to be a stolen IP G35 coupe.

 

*lights flashing, sirens going off*
Compton A$$ Danny: "yo just chill dawg, let me handle this.....evening officer."
Cop: "licence and registration please"
Compton A$$ Danny: "licence this nukka!!!"

*gun shots* *tires screeching*

Compton A$$ Danny: "Straight outta compton foo!!!...oh **** ghetto bird"

 

Darko lives hard yo.

 

Hahhaah! You know how we do

 

I"m so bitter I lost my phone... I was hoping it was an April Fool's joke from one of you...guess not!!!

 

Losing your phone sucks Sorry about that. Did you cancel already? Don't forget to update me with the new number when you get it.

 

i'm keeping my same number! Just sad I lost the numbers in the phone! Bet you it's the Waiter... he was a shady As$ muthafocker

 

Hell yeah he was shady, f*** that foo