everytime i do it, i hit myself in the head... why couldnt i wait til i got in aliG's car damnit!!!

 

G35Riderc.....didn't you get the MEMO?
It's horrible for your coupe!
It's worst than having Rattles!!

 

is that why im getting wrinkles on the sides?

 

There is a TSB out for it.

 

Yea Infiniti is recalling all seats. They came out with ventilated ones.

They are bad A$$

 

I heard you have to service your seats every 5,000 farts...

 

Thats under the agressive farting guidelines. If your easy on your car like not to much stop n go farting, you can do every 10,000 poofs.

 

So does dat mean that we need an extra CAI, Z tube and Air filter for the cabin...lol Ztube and CAI to keep cabin temp. under control yet hear the aggressive tone of muffled leather...and an extra Air Filter to keep you from passing out at the wheel.

 

Usually windows down, AC bumpin, and airfreshner do the trick. Unless you're GRider35c, then you gotta get your seats flushed.

 

I guess as long as its not a wet one you are OK

Kesafat!

 

Haha, not so bad for the seats, but aweful for the social life, and whatever you do, don't smoke while 'blasting'...... it burns.

C.

 

 

Did you know the gases contained in the farts are combustable. Very interesting.

So next time you get a colonoscopy, make sure not to fart, or you will be shooting out blue flames. Talk about PIMP YOUR A$$.


HA HA

 

My farts condition the leather beautifully!!! I can do yours for a nominal fee...

 

my **** melts the leather, no pun intended!