I'm going to Modesto tomorrow. Does anyone know anything good to do, sites to visit, around that area?

Besides, cow tipping, that is.

 

Damnit bro...I was gonna say that; then I open up the thread and you already mentioned it.

You can:
- Cow tip
- Kick a can around in the dust
- Knit while in a rocking chair
- Go hunting...I dont know for what...maybe lizards? Snakes?
- Offroading
- Throw rocks around

 

- Make Moonshine
- Make Crystal Meth

 

^^^^^
Good ideas, Jimmy!
or i guess i can go to Modesto and pull a Scott Petterson!!
Damn that Laci b*tch was cute.

 

LOL PW man I swear your the funniest asian mo fo I know bro. how u been? Havnt seen you in forever... did you move?

 

Thats what I have been saying since Day 1...and for that reason, PW, if you do go into stand up...I WILL be your agent.

 

Patrick Patick your soo funny,
When I laff at your jokes I hurt my tummy!

You dont hang out with us anymore,
are you too good for us now you lil *****!

im just kidding i love you like a brudder,
Lets hang out soon, well eat sticks of butter!!

Man I miss the times we went to that place on beach,
When we got buzzed we acted stupid like that guy, Screech

Please call me PW so we can all hang out again,
I promise Patrick ill get you home b4 10!


*This poem is dedicated to "THE PW".

 

^^ Gay ^^

Ok, we'll hang out soon. I still want to do my GTG at Noorani's.

 

whens the gtg at noorani's???

 

have fun driving around modesto... i hear that the 7-eleven is pretty popular out there, and so is starbucks haha. no but seriously, i think their main street is the only thing that is busy at night.

 

^ yeah, cause its the main street OUT of that $hithole. Full of people just passing through.

 

serio!

 

how bored were you!