Here's 3 good ones....enjoy......

Subject: Good, Better, Best!


GOOD:
An Alberta policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy
was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
"RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)


BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Edmonton AB. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Saskatchewan
RCMP Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,
she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP Ball."
He replied,
"Ma'am, Saskatchewan RCMP don't have *****." There was a moment of
silence while she smiled. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol
car and drove off.
She was laughing too hard to start her car


Colin

 

Hahahaha, good ones Colin......I enjoyed those!!

 

I liked the kid with the sign. Do you suppose the
cops let the kid keep the $...........?

 

very funny

 

I've heard those before,always good for a chuckle though!

 

Those were great Colin. I loved all three.

 

That was good...

 

lmao.. those were good

 

Very funny, thanks Colin!

 

Thanks for the laughs! Much needed on a Monday morning!

 

Excellent Colin,
just what I needed after finding out I have to cancel Mosport.