Chuckle for the day - Canada
*A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet.
> > As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.*
> > * The sign says:*
> >
> > **"SEX FROGS" Only ** **Ł** **20 each! ** **Comes with 'complete'
> > instructions.** * The girl excitedly looks around to see if
> > anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the
> > counter, "I'll TAKE one!"
> >
> > As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow
> > the instructions!
> >
> > The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
> > As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
> > instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is
> > specified:**
> >
> > 1.** **Take a shower.**
> > 2.** **Splash on some nice perfume.**
> > 3.** **Slip into a very sexy nightie.**
> > 4.** **Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow
> > the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
> >
> > She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . .
> > _NOTHING_ happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset
> > at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the
> > bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions,
> > please call the pet store."
> >
> > So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
> > Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
> > him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
> > instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!"
> >
> > The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
> > 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:* *
> >
> > "LISTEN TO ME!!** *
> > *I'm only going to show you how to do this * *ONE ... MORE ...
> > TIME!!!*
> > As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.*
> > * The sign says:*
> >
> > **"SEX FROGS" Only ** **Ł** **20 each! ** **Comes with 'complete'
> > instructions.** * The girl excitedly looks around to see if
> > anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the
> > counter, "I'll TAKE one!"
> >
> > As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow
> > the instructions!
> >
> > The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
> > As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
> > instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is
> > specified:**
> >
> > 1.** **Take a shower.**
> > 2.** **Splash on some nice perfume.**
> > 3.** **Slip into a very sexy nightie.**
> > 4.** **Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow
> > the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
> >
> > She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . .
> > _NOTHING_ happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset
> > at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the
> > bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions,
> > please call the pet store."
> >
> > So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
> > Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
> > him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
> > instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!"
> >
> > The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
> > 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:* *
> >
> > "LISTEN TO ME!!** *
> > *I'm only going to show you how to do this * *ONE ... MORE ...
> > TIME!!!*
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From: Sudbury,ON
Joke
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
