How bird poop can save you $$$!!! (pics)

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Aug 12, 2005 | 11:51 AM
  #16  
hehe... thanks for the compliments I'm glad I can make you guys laugh..

the vanilla was perfect, it looked soo natural. I let it dry and I took it back to the place. It is actually pretty big for a bird poop. I held up pretty darn good too... 80 MPH on the freeway and it was still there.... Right before I got there, I pulled over at a place and drip some clear eye on the big one. It was brutal... I wouldn't even wanna touch it or flick it off, and that's the whole point

When i got there, the guy came out and check the miles and walked around the car. he opened the trunk and realized there is a fat doodoo on the bumper... i tried not to laugh while the chic inside was staring at me... (kind of cute). I believe the guy outside was thinking along the line of, "man...., wtf....that thing is big and soggy.... f*ck that I ain't flicking it off."
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Aug 12, 2005 | 12:50 PM
  #17  
That's AWESOME! Nice Job. Good Luck
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Aug 12, 2005 | 05:14 PM
  #18  
rofl thats hott!
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Aug 15, 2005 | 11:26 PM
  #19  
Awesome

But devious.
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Aug 22, 2005 | 10:58 PM
  #20  
lol thats great
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Aug 25, 2005 | 10:41 PM
  #21  
ROFL!!1 Great Work
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Aug 25, 2005 | 10:46 PM
  #22  
I am sitting in my office by myself laughing out loud... everyone must think i'm crazy... thats is one of the funniest things i've ever heard, you are my idol
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Aug 25, 2005 | 11:17 PM
  #23  
HAHAHA that's so freaking awesome
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Aug 26, 2005 | 12:18 AM
  #24  
fantastic!
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Aug 26, 2005 | 12:44 AM
  #25  
Quote: Ok, I took my new G35c in to get the spoiler put on... A rent a car company came, picked me up, and took me to get a rental. Well I got a brand new dodge neon SXT! (i think)

Since it was brand new, i didn't think there would be anything wrong with it, when we did a walk around, i didn't see anything either. Later, I got home and realized that there is a paint chip on the back bumper. I was scared and I was thinkin' how stupid I was for not getting the insurance for $9...

I tried touching it up, but didn't work... So I was thinking, what would look natural.... BIRD POOP! So I walked around and found some poopies..

I used vanilla ice cream to bond the poop and paint together...

I hope they won't find out and charge me $$$!
Good job, bro. but next time you 'rent', walk slowly and you won't miss any damage.
They do the 'walk-around', and as soon as someone misses something, then that's who they nail for damages.

yeh, how do I know.......>first hand experience.

C.
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Aug 26, 2005 | 12:57 AM
  #26  
oh ****, no pun intended, rofl...funny stuff man
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Aug 27, 2005 | 08:58 AM
  #27  
Great stuff!!!!!
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