Here, this should do it. Repeat after me:

“Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of never resurecting again this ancient thread, and never again letting these ancient words interfere with our eternal life”

 

…. And out of nowhere it’s finally shifts too 7😱. Sorry, had too after seeing a comment about this thread being dead back in 2008. Even made an account to post this 🤣🤣🤙