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Old 05-14-2009, 08:57 AM
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yah ! it sucks ! but im doing side projects while its down
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 08:58 AM
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yah ! it sucks ! but im doing side projects while its down
Like hooking up your bike yo?


 
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Old 05-14-2009, 08:59 AM
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Im here, wazzup
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:30 AM
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What'd up! Iz playing catch-up at work.

I was out in a meeting at the corp. office all day yesterday and of course, no one else can do my job, so here I am - busting my tail off. I would REALLY like to be able to take a vacation or sick day, or go to a meeting and NOT come back to alot of work. I hate having a job where no one else can do it but me.
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:31 AM
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Like hooking up your bike yo?


tou know im not mexican !
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:32 AM
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What'd up! Iz playing catch-up at work.

I was out in a meeting at the corp. office all day yesterday and of course, no one else can do my job, so here I am - busting my tail off. I would REALLY like to be able to take a vacation or sick day, or go to a meeting and NOT come back to alot of work. I hate having a job where no one else can do it but me.
yeah being a waitress is alot of work !
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by HYDROERIC2003


yeah being a waitress is alot of work !
No you didnt,lol!!!
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by HYDROERIC2003


yeah being a waitress is alot of work !
Its a stripper and at least that's what your moms tells me! Btw, I didn't know you were still being breast fed? She said that all Guatemalans do that.


DOH!
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:41 AM
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oh you wanna bring mama jokes in to this huh ? lol ! dont get me started we would have to make a new thread just for mama jokes ! mami
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:43 AM
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Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:02 AM
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Only the short joke ones.... my mom's 4'11". lol
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:14 AM
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Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.

Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.

Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb

Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:32 AM
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I used to like those in kindergarden. By time we got to middle school, we just settled with punching people in the face after the "yo mommas so......" *!thud!* lol
 
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:35 AM
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ouch i felt that !
 
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