What a douche, since he doesn't care about the outward appearance of his car I suggest not going the brake fluid route. Perhaps something like thermite over the engine block would get the point across a little better.

 

cut him... thats what a true gangster would do.

 

If he lives in the same building as your g/f just wait one night for him to park his car and go **** in his gas tank or something..take a **** on the hood..im not sure what to do, but do something about it dont let that *********** get away with what he did. go take a metal rake and scrape his car up with that bad a s s mother!!

 

Just claim the key marks along with the dent to his insurance company

 

If you're to do anything to him or his car, you need to do it when he's somewhere else. May have to do some tailing, then mess with his car, like inject super glue into all his locks including trunk, pour rock salt in the gas tank. This way, he'll have more than you to suspect since you say he's an a$$ and alot of people dislike him.

 

Jizz on his door handles......

 

he's very right. someone is going to get very defensive and passive aggressive if you come out of left field being a jerk. and also, why was your door open with him parallel parking? that right there puts you at fault. if he had swung so far as to hit your car's body, then i see his mistake but no one is expecting for a car door to be open right next to him while parking. your car got keyed for being hot headed after leaving your door open on a narrow street. yeah it sucks, but deal with it bro.

 

Just kill him and be done with it. Thats what I do. I have killed 12 people so far that even look at my G wrong.