This guy "Bat" will give her a couple black eyes for a reasonable fee.

 

When I want a QUICK response all I have to do is put my foot down.

 

I love spraying water on top of you and watch it slide down from all sides

You look even better dripping wet!

 

"Yeah baby, yeah! I'm almost through breaking you in! *wipes sweat*"

 

I like to let the service guy at the dealership give her a nice bubbly hand wash when he services her.

I love the sound of her exhaust noise.

I prefer to let my friend give her a lube job.

one time i ran her into my pole, and i cried.

i dont think i tinted her right, i need to go darker.

since when do i have to pay $70 bucks to fill her up.

while technicaly my dad owns her, im the one that rides her and makes the monthly payments.

US Bank said that if i dont have her insured correctly that they will take her away.

i always throw jose at the car wash an extra $10 bucks to make sure he waxes her real well.


ok thats all for now.

F

 

how do I get my goofy-looking dipstick back in her?

 

i just love the feeling i get when i grab ahold tightly, but not too tight of her stick, and just start yankin and jerkin it back and forth till she is topped out.

im scared that someday she will blow.

 

I Love the smell of burning rubber when I'm riding her

 

props

 

to who...?

 

To Joker.... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

if a slip while getting out, i dont have to sweat waiting for the pregnancy test results.

;x

 

She takes it like a champ!

 

funniest thread ever.