thank god shes under warranty

 

"I can't wait to take her up to the canyons this weekend and just beat the s**t out of her."

"I can't believe it costs $50 to fill her up now!"

"I don't want to trade her in, but she's already 3 years old."

"She seems kind of loose. I think I need to take a wrench to her nuts."

"If you go to fast when trying to rail her in a turn, she will push. If you punch her a little in the middle of railing her, her a** end will get loose on you."

 

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"She looks great and all, but she really needs some aftermarket parts"

"I think I am going to send her down to the boys at VRT so they can tinker with her a little bit."

"She smells so new inside"

"Two years old, low miles, not a scratch on her, original owner, non-smoker, getting married need to sell."

"Unfortunately she has to stay outside every night, but at least I put a cover over her."

"She will look good for about 5 years, then a new body style will come out and she will be out-dated."

"She rides great, and when you put your foot in it, she really starts to scream!"

"Here, take her out for a little bit. Get ready for the ride of your life!"

 

Whenever I take her out, I love punching and slamming her. The sound that comes out is sensational!

 

lol
good thread, too bad i have nothing to add to it

 

I love her exhaust.

 

LOL, great thread.

 

I hope she never starts leaking on me.
I love when guys check out her butt when she cruises in front of them.

 

I think Im going to get a daily driver so I dont wear her out too quickly

 

I love filling her up!

 

No no no, this is things you CANNOT say about your girl!

 

Sorry to hear that.

 

modding her?...do you want the look or performance?

 

I knew when I got you I had to get rid of you some day

 

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