Things you can say about your G...but not about your girlfriend
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09-06-2006, 05:34 PM
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"I can't wait to take her up to the canyons this weekend and just beat the s**t out of her."
"I can't believe it costs $50 to fill her up now!"
"I don't want to trade her in, but she's already 3 years old."
"She seems kind of loose. I think I need to take a wrench to her nuts."
"If you go to fast when trying to rail her in a turn, she will push. If you punch her a little in the middle of railing her, her a** end will get loose on you."
"I can't believe it costs $50 to fill her up now!"
"I don't want to trade her in, but she's already 3 years old."
"She seems kind of loose. I think I need to take a wrench to her nuts."
"If you go to fast when trying to rail her in a turn, she will push. If you punch her a little in the middle of railing her, her a** end will get loose on you."
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09-06-2006, 06:01 PM
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"She looks great and all, but she really needs some aftermarket parts"
"I think I am going to send her down to the boys at VRT so they can tinker with her a little bit."
"She smells so new inside"
"Two years old, low miles, not a scratch on her, original owner, non-smoker, getting married need to sell."
"Unfortunately she has to stay outside every night, but at least I put a cover over her."
"She will look good for about 5 years, then a new body style will come out and she will be out-dated."
"She rides great, and when you put your foot in it, she really starts to scream!"
"Here, take her out for a little bit. Get ready for the ride of your life!"
"She looks great and all, but she really needs some aftermarket parts"
"I think I am going to send her down to the boys at VRT so they can tinker with her a little bit."
"She smells so new inside"
"Two years old, low miles, not a scratch on her, original owner, non-smoker, getting married need to sell."
"Unfortunately she has to stay outside every night, but at least I put a cover over her."
"She will look good for about 5 years, then a new body style will come out and she will be out-dated."
"She rides great, and when you put your foot in it, she really starts to scream!"
"Here, take her out for a little bit. Get ready for the ride of your life!"
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09-06-2006, 06:33 PM
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