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Old 09-06-2006, 01:46 AM
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Things you can say about your G...but not about your girlfriend

Damn....look at that big a$$
She fits 4, 5 if you squeeze in
She comes with a maxi pad
She's so fast she'll make your head spin
Ill take it....but do you have her in Black?

...cant think of anymore right now....if you guys have any...post them
-cameron
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 02:31 AM
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I got one, how about " don't talk to me when I am driving."
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:29 AM
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When I invest money into you, I can see where it's going.

I like it when you sound 'throatier.'

Any whining that's coming from you can be fixed.

I knew taking you outdoors with a bra was the smarter choice.

I wonder how badly the previous owner abused you.

One of my favorite comments from Family Guy: "Is there any tread left on the tire or is it just like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"
 

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Old 09-06-2006, 09:07 AM
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How about...

I LOVE THE WAY SHE SOUNDS. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HER!



Edit...come on G05C...the correct Family Guy quote is "throwing a hotdog down a hallway"!
 

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Old 09-06-2006, 09:26 AM
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"some tall people have trouble with head clearance"
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 10:40 AM
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"I like tossing her around and pushing her as hard as I can..."
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 10:58 AM
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hah....good ones...heres another

i know i can find the G-spot everytime
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 11:02 AM
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"Every time I ride her on a hot day, there's a big wet spot underneath her"
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 11:02 AM
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***Just jokes people***
I want my buddies to join me for a ride.
She smells good all of the time.
The harder you punch it, the better she responds.
I think her shiny grill is attractive.
I hate it when she’s dirty.
I wouldn’t like her topless anyway.
I hope she has gas.
It’s a special treat when my dad is in her.
I think its wrong to beat on her.
You need to use both feet to get her goin’.
I wanted her more because she has been handled by lots of Asian men.
I feel safe when I’m in her.
I would love to watch her eat some guy with an M3
Im glad she’s not 16 years old.
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:00 PM
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lol...very funny!
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:16 PM
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u got skillz steve-o lol
 
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"I'm having a hard time keeping her clean"
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:53 PM
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An indefinite number of blow jobs is NOT included in the one time charge of $40K. However, she is tax deductable.
 
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"She's so loud everytime i move my stick from slot to slot."

"She's fat, but i still love her"
 


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