Things you can say about your G...but not about your girlfriend
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Things you can say about your G...but not about your girlfriend
Damn....look at that big a$$
She fits 4, 5 if you squeeze in
She comes with a maxi pad
She's so fast she'll make your head spin
Ill take it....but do you have her in Black?
...cant think of anymore right now....if you guys have any...post them
-cameron
She fits 4, 5 if you squeeze in
She comes with a maxi pad
She's so fast she'll make your head spin
Ill take it....but do you have her in Black?
...cant think of anymore right now....if you guys have any...post them
-cameron
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When I invest money into you, I can see where it's going.
I like it when you sound 'throatier.'
Any whining that's coming from you can be fixed.
I knew taking you outdoors with a bra was the smarter choice.
I wonder how badly the previous owner abused you.
One of my favorite comments from Family Guy: "Is there any tread left on the tire or is it just like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"
I like it when you sound 'throatier.'
Any whining that's coming from you can be fixed.
I knew taking you outdoors with a bra was the smarter choice.
I wonder how badly the previous owner abused you.
One of my favorite comments from Family Guy: "Is there any tread left on the tire or is it just like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"
Last edited by G05C; Sep 6, 2006 at 02:53 PM.
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How about...
I LOVE THE WAY SHE SOUNDS. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HER!
Edit...come on G05C...the correct Family Guy quote is "throwing a hotdog down a hallway"!
I LOVE THE WAY SHE SOUNDS. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HER!
Edit...come on G05C...the correct Family Guy quote is "throwing a hotdog down a hallway"!
Last edited by bigd23; Sep 6, 2006 at 09:14 AM.
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***Just jokes people***
I want my buddies to join me for a ride.
She smells good all of the time.
The harder you punch it, the better she responds.
I think her shiny grill is attractive.
I hate it when she’s dirty.
I wouldn’t like her topless anyway.
I hope she has gas.
It’s a special treat when my dad is in her.
I think its wrong to beat on her.
You need to use both feet to get her goin’.
I wanted her more because she has been handled by lots of Asian men.
I feel safe when I’m in her.
I would love to watch her eat some guy with an M3
Im glad she’s not 16 years old.
I want my buddies to join me for a ride.
She smells good all of the time.
The harder you punch it, the better she responds.
I think her shiny grill is attractive.
I hate it when she’s dirty.
I wouldn’t like her topless anyway.
I hope she has gas.
It’s a special treat when my dad is in her.
I think its wrong to beat on her.
You need to use both feet to get her goin’.
I wanted her more because she has been handled by lots of Asian men.
I feel safe when I’m in her.
I would love to watch her eat some guy with an M3
Im glad she’s not 16 years old.
