Things you can say about your G...but not about your girlfriend
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I have a dirty mind...
1. Whenever I want to hammer her, I just do it.
2. I like to watch her when my friends take her for a ride. Thats how you can tell how sexy she really is in action.
3. I topped her out.
4. I wonder how low she can go before the ride can get uncomfortable?
5. That won't fit in the trunk. or (I want to put my bike in your trunk -- 40 year old virgin) <--- can probably get you laid a few times.
6. I can't seem to put my key in her ignitation in the dark. I'm always poking around.
7. Everyone always tells me how roomy she is inside.
8. You're the best thing I can afford.
9. I'm too big, my head won't fit in the back.
10. Her *** is pretty flat.
11. I tell my friends to take her slow, only my good friends are allowed to peel her out.
12. You look like a ***** on the block, but the pretty type of ***** that everyone wants to ride and wish they could afford. (that doesn't make much sense but I would say that to g)
1. Whenever I want to hammer her, I just do it.
2. I like to watch her when my friends take her for a ride. Thats how you can tell how sexy she really is in action.
3. I topped her out.
4. I wonder how low she can go before the ride can get uncomfortable?
5. That won't fit in the trunk. or (I want to put my bike in your trunk -- 40 year old virgin) <--- can probably get you laid a few times.
6. I can't seem to put my key in her ignitation in the dark. I'm always poking around.
7. Everyone always tells me how roomy she is inside.
8. You're the best thing I can afford.
9. I'm too big, my head won't fit in the back.
10. Her *** is pretty flat.
11. I tell my friends to take her slow, only my good friends are allowed to peel her out.
12. You look like a ***** on the block, but the pretty type of ***** that everyone wants to ride and wish they could afford. (that doesn't make much sense but I would say that to g)
I'm bored and it's 12:30
Last time I wrote something like this was 4 years ago when me and my wife were dating. So be soft with your judgment
I wake up in the morning and look outside my window and my girls is right where I left her after I waxed her last night. I walk up to her and lay my hand on her curves. She feels the warmth of my hand and invites me in. I gently introduce my key to her sensitive hole. She gets excited and show's me her colors. She blink's me with SLIP light, letting me know that she's ready for it. With a light twist I start her up and she roars. I start playing with her and she likes it. She lets me know that she can take more than that. I let her ride hard and she tries to escape, but I grab her hard and let her know who's the boss. She slides when I throw her sideways and she's hard to control. She finally calms down. I come out of her and SHAKE IT OFF. I give her a quick bath and check the undercarriage. She looks FINE. She quietly waits for my wife to wake up and get inside her. She like a soft touch of my wife's hands. She likes to feel my wife’s A$$ against her "skin".
Sometimes I like to watch my wife inside of her. My girls make me happy. I LOVE THEM.
Last time I wrote something like this was 4 years ago when me and my wife were dating. So be soft with your judgment
I wake up in the morning and look outside my window and my girls is right where I left her after I waxed her last night. I walk up to her and lay my hand on her curves. She feels the warmth of my hand and invites me in. I gently introduce my key to her sensitive hole. She gets excited and show's me her colors. She blink's me with SLIP light, letting me know that she's ready for it. With a light twist I start her up and she roars. I start playing with her and she likes it. She lets me know that she can take more than that. I let her ride hard and she tries to escape, but I grab her hard and let her know who's the boss. She slides when I throw her sideways and she's hard to control. She finally calms down. I come out of her and SHAKE IT OFF. I give her a quick bath and check the undercarriage. She looks FINE. She quietly waits for my wife to wake up and get inside her. She like a soft touch of my wife's hands. She likes to feel my wife’s A$$ against her "skin".
Sometimes I like to watch my wife inside of her. My girls make me happy. I LOVE THEM.
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From: OC - Orange
Originally Posted by JOKER
I'm bored and it's 12:30
Last time I wrote something like this was 4 years ago when me and my wife were dating. So be soft with your judgment
I wake up in the morning and look outside my window and my girls is right where I left her after I waxed her last night. I walk up to her and lay my hand on her curves. She feels the warmth of my hand and invites me in. I gently introduce my key to her sensitive hole. She gets excited and show's me her colors. She blink's me with SLIP light, letting me know that she's ready for it. With a light twist I start her up and she roars. I start playing with her and she likes it. She lets me know that she can take more than that. I let her ride hard and she tries to escape, but I grab her hard and let her know who's the boss. She slides when I throw her sideways and she's hard to control. She finally calms down. I come out of her and SHAKE IT OFF. I give her a quick bath and check the undercarriage. She looks FINE. She quietly waits for my wife to wake up and get inside her. She like a soft touch of my wife's hands. She likes to feel my wife’s A$$ against her "skin".
Sometimes I like to watch my wife inside of her. My girls make me happy. I LOVE THEM.
Last time I wrote something like this was 4 years ago when me and my wife were dating. So be soft with your judgment
I wake up in the morning and look outside my window and my girls is right where I left her after I waxed her last night. I walk up to her and lay my hand on her curves. She feels the warmth of my hand and invites me in. I gently introduce my key to her sensitive hole. She gets excited and show's me her colors. She blink's me with SLIP light, letting me know that she's ready for it. With a light twist I start her up and she roars. I start playing with her and she likes it. She lets me know that she can take more than that. I let her ride hard and she tries to escape, but I grab her hard and let her know who's the boss. She slides when I throw her sideways and she's hard to control. She finally calms down. I come out of her and SHAKE IT OFF. I give her a quick bath and check the undercarriage. She looks FINE. She quietly waits for my wife to wake up and get inside her. She like a soft touch of my wife's hands. She likes to feel my wife’s A$$ against her "skin".
Sometimes I like to watch my wife inside of her. My girls make me happy. I LOVE THEM.
hah....thats great
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From: Pothole Central and still ridin slammed...Boston
I love it when people stare at her like we don't belong together.
I like to open her up.
She never says no, not now or maybe tomorrow.
She looks good when she's all wet.
She loves it when she's pumped to a full tank.
Her dual cliamte zones can be so hot but oh so cold at the same time
Speak when spoken too
I like to open her up.
She never says no, not now or maybe tomorrow.
She looks good when she's all wet.
She loves it when she's pumped to a full tank.
Her dual cliamte zones can be so hot but oh so cold at the same time
Speak when spoken too
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From: Pothole Central and still ridin slammed...Boston
LMAO imagine if car thiefs had internet access in there cells to read this j/k.....
Real creative though
Real creative though
Originally Posted by STEVE-O
JOKER, I think that needs a "name and address withheld" at the end...
